welcome to new york.
i've spent so much of my life talking smack about how bad jail is in new orleans, and preaching the gospel of "its impossible to get arrested in new york!", that of course, i end up in jail here within my first couple days back.
i was actually trying to catch a ride to baltimore. but the idiots i was riding with told me they had to meet me in manhattan.. which meant i had to haul all of my shit, and of course my pug, from brooklyn through the Q line into union square.
no one ever warned me they had built a mini police station inside the union square subway station..
so, yeah, anyway, i got stopped for having a pug in the subway. detained for having 14 outstanding warrants from when i lived here 8 years ago (isn't the statute of limitations for rape only 7 years??), and finally charged with a class-A felony weapons possession charge for having a snap-baton in my purse, left over from those oh-so-fun-and-violent post-katrina days in new orleans..
point being, i guess i'm gonna be in NY for a little while now. sorry, french quarter. i miss you too.
[INTERESTING FOOTNOTE: when Llama went upstairs in Union Square to meet our ride to baltimore, and told them i had gotten arrested because of bringing a pug in the subway, they replied, "why didn't you just have us pick you up in Brooklyn??" Scumbags.]
i've spent so much of my life talking smack about how bad jail is in new orleans, and preaching the gospel of "its impossible to get arrested in new york!", that of course, i end up in jail here within my first couple days back.
i was actually trying to catch a ride to baltimore. but the idiots i was riding with told me they had to meet me in manhattan.. which meant i had to haul all of my shit, and of course my pug, from brooklyn through the Q line into union square.
no one ever warned me they had built a mini police station inside the union square subway station..
so, yeah, anyway, i got stopped for having a pug in the subway. detained for having 14 outstanding warrants from when i lived here 8 years ago (isn't the statute of limitations for rape only 7 years??), and finally charged with a class-A felony weapons possession charge for having a snap-baton in my purse, left over from those oh-so-fun-and-violent post-katrina days in new orleans..
point being, i guess i'm gonna be in NY for a little while now. sorry, french quarter. i miss you too.
[INTERESTING FOOTNOTE: when Llama went upstairs in Union Square to meet our ride to baltimore, and told them i had gotten arrested because of bringing a pug in the subway, they replied, "why didn't you just have us pick you up in Brooklyn??" Scumbags.]
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You've been really scarce since then. Hope all's well. Take care where ever you may be.
See you around SG when ever you can be here.