kaylay276479

guh! I'm so boned. because I'm apparently a "lyric nazi" Corry has challenged me to write a song. ha. fuck.... its dumb as hell. just because I despise hawthorn heights for having dumb ass lyrics like "cut my wrist and black my eyes!!!! (you know the rest)" that makes me a "lyric nazi". I just meant that I have more respect for bands like rasputina or nightwish that have eloquent lyrics as apposed to sexual frustrated ranting. the official challenge was made after I made the comment "that Paris Hilton song could have been written by a 5 year old. I could write a better song than that!" now lets be honest- which is more creative- "I can make it nice and naughty with a devil and an angel too" or "The first rock thrown again Welcome to hell, little Saint Mother Gaia in slaughter Welcome to paradise, Soldier." if you said the Paris one get the fuck out of my blog. anyway!! I actually downloaded Ohio is for lovers just to dissect how terrible the song really is. it makes my soul die a little. guh how am I gonna write a song. I do the visual thing. if I was as cool as Dr.David and Mr. Mack then I could come up with something...shit. I HAVE TO prove that I can write better than these stupid twats that call themselves artist... if for no other reason because I don't want him to have the satisfaction of being right. ouch I dug up some of my old poem books and the are pretty bad. well there just not good I'd say. oh! here's a descent one... the thing is if i come up with a song ill have to sing it. hahahaha! i am the worse singer ever. the big Buddha blest me with a few things and musical talent was not one of them. I'm better at righting funny poems or dirty lyrics. there once was a man from Nantucket.....