kaylaisobscene

I'm having reoccurring dreams of Bill Gates and I hooking up. Last night though he was being shy and I had to go in for the kill, then we started dating (even after I called him a sellout in front of everyone), and I pissed off a friend because of it. All I can really remember is that he had really soft lips, but they were very small.

Damn Microsoft and their snazzy commercials infiltrating my brain. Well Gates, if it was connecting with people you wanted..you definitely got it.