kayla_

Death: Knock knock
me: Who's there?
Death: DEATH!!111
Me: I don't want any
Death: ...umm. You're not allowed to say that.
Me: I'm not home ..?
Death: Yes you are, the porch light is on
Me: *turns it off* no it isn't.
Death: *sigh*

10 minutes later

Girl Scout: Knock knock
Me: ...whos there?
Girl Scout: Girl scout..I've got some THIN MINTS
Me: *opens door*
Death: HAHA IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!
Me: Shit..I'm a sucker for thin mints. You've still got the thin mints right?
Death: Well...no. I've got this lollipop I got from the bank though.
Me: Can I have that at least? Since you're gonna be killing me and all.
Death: Well...I suppose. Let's get on with it.
Me: *lollipop* Let's roll.


-Curtain-