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Here is a little re-enactment of the dialogue that went on between my body and my mind today. Please, enjoy.

Mind: *yawn stretch* Good morning bod...whoa...what's wrong?
Body: BLARRRRGHGHHHH SMASH CRUSH DEEESTROOOYYYYY
Mind: Wait...wait...it's the first day of summer, shouldn't you feel all rejuvenated and excited?
Body: DOOMCRUSH!!!!! THROAT ABOMINATION!!1111
Mind: Can't you just wait until the weekend when I don't have to work?
Body: Your mother is a whore! NO!
Mind: My mother may be a whore, but what does that have to do with anything?
Body: Oh, nothing. Just sorta came out, ya know? Sorry about th...Wait a minute...BLRRGHHHHH STOMP CHOMP GRRRRRRR TONSIL EXPLOID111
Mind:


*Curtsies*
So that is pretty much that.
My body fucking sucks.
My mind is WEAK!
Fucking weakling.

The only good note? Butterscotch and chocolate chip cookies. They are like...paper thin.

OH WAIT AND THIS:


It's not really a black bottom. It's brown. It looks like a FUCKING CUPCAKE
and it has fake SPRINKLES
AMAZING

but techinically I recievied that yesterday, so it doesn't go towards todays tally.


Update: 10:44 p.m.
Where is my Nathan?
He stopped playing WoW to go to 7-11 and get me nyquil and dayquil.
I really do have the most amazing man in the world. Mine mine mine. Forever and ever.