sometimes i don't like sex. i think it's boring and tedious. i really have to be in the mood to have sex that i actually enjoy. i once had this boyfriend who i liked having sex with all the time. i think that is because we started out as fuck buddies, and then pretended we liked each other enough to date. but we were wrong. or i mean i was. but the sex was so good, it was hard to break up with him. anyway. we had sex outside a lot, and that is, perhaps, the best place to have sex. outside, in a public place - if there's people watching it's even better.
i haven't had sex for awhile. i like having sex with old men too. um...i'm going to say 50 is my limit, unless you're a very charming and handsome and witty 65 year old, of course i make exceptions.
but my point is i'd like to have sex, sometime soon. taking applications now...
things i enjoy:
- sex in public places
- unexpected sex
- being on top
- being eaten out by a man who enjoys it
- listening to someone talk dirty
- sex when there's more people than you and me involved
things i don't enjoy:
- being fingered
- sex in a bed
- sucking your dick if it smells
- you not telling me what you like (sometimes a girl could use some feedback, moans can suffice)
i haven't had sex for awhile. i like having sex with old men too. um...i'm going to say 50 is my limit, unless you're a very charming and handsome and witty 65 year old, of course i make exceptions.
but my point is i'd like to have sex, sometime soon. taking applications now...
things i enjoy:
- sex in public places
- unexpected sex
- being on top
- being eaten out by a man who enjoys it
- listening to someone talk dirty
- sex when there's more people than you and me involved
things i don't enjoy:
- being fingered
- sex in a bed
- sucking your dick if it smells
- you not telling me what you like (sometimes a girl could use some feedback, moans can suffice)
and then i thought about how long its been since i've gotten laid.
And i cried.