Fucking bears!!! 
For the last 4 nights we've had fucking bears in our front yard! Wed. night we put the garbage out and they drug our garbage cans down the road, then pulled the bags out and sat leaned back against our neighbors fence while they shredded it. Neighbor saw it and took pics to show us how big they were, but was too scared to leave the house. Thurs. night (Fri morning) when I got home from Snake on a Plane they had been on our front step, they knocked over my (empty) cooler then broke it, but to get to it one of them had to lean on our front door! We have a wrought iron arbor thing w/ gates that we keep the trash cans in, Fri night they attacked that and again tried to run away w/ the trash cans (that are clean and empty, I bleached and washed the damn things in an effort to avoid this). But last night/this morning was the final insult. They were back on the front step and one of them shit in front of the door . Of course the hose I use to clean the lemur cages every morning won't reach from the back of the house so I had to use the sink hook up for filling the waterbed, hook up the hose to that, run the hose through the house, to get rid of the bear shit. IT'S ON MOTHER FUCKERS!!! You wanna do that shit, I'll tranq your ass and relocate you! Tonight I'll start by throwing little firecrackers at them but if that doesn't work I'll tranq them then call Fish & Game. I mean I don't want them put down, I just want them moved away so they have to leave my shit alone!!!
Fucking bears
Wow I don't think I've ever used so many angry faces in one post! Glad that's out of my system!
On a happy note my most bestest friend in the whole wide world is in town today so I get to spend a few hours w/ my Kiley
For the last 4 nights we've had fucking bears in our front yard!
Wed. night we put the garbage out and they drug our garbage cans down the road, then pulled the bags out and sat leaned back against our neighbors fence while they shredded it. Neighbor saw it and took pics to show us how big they were, but was too scared to leave the house. Thurs. night (Fri morning) when I got home from Snake on a Plane they had been on our front step, they knocked over my (empty) cooler then broke it, but to get to it one of them had to lean on our front door! We have a wrought iron arbor thing w/ gates that we keep the trash cans in, Fri night they attacked that and again tried to run away w/ the trash cans (that are clean and empty, I bleached and washed the damn things in an effort to avoid this). But last night/this morning was the final insult. They were back on the front step and one of them shit in front of the door . Of course the hose I use to clean the lemur cages every morning won't reach from the back of the house so I had to use the sink hook up for filling the waterbed, hook up the hose to that, run the hose through the house, to get rid of the bear shit. IT'S ON MOTHER FUCKERS!!! You wanna do that shit, I'll tranq your ass and relocate you! Tonight I'll start by throwing little firecrackers at them but if that doesn't work I'll tranq them then call Fish & Game. I mean I don't want them put down, I just want them moved away so they have to leave my shit alone!!!
Fucking bears
Wow I don't think I've ever used so many angry faces in one post! Glad that's out of my system!
On a happy note my most bestest friend in the whole wide world is in town today so I get to spend a few hours w/ my Kiley
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Steven Colbert warned me about this sort of thing. Damn bears! Thank you for my birthday wishes!