Friday Aug 18, 2006

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MOTHER FUCKIN' SNAKES ON A MOTHER FUCKIN' PLANE.

My evening started by driving there, an adventure in itself for this country girl who never goes anywhere alone. I didn't even get lost (thanks to Colleen). Ate dinner at Margaritaville, YUM smile.

Before the movie even started we were cracking up! Between my discussion w/ AdrianJames (that I will explain later), the trailers for what's coming, the audience commentary, and the movie itself I had a blast.

Adrian and I were discussing how, if not for this group, we may have never watched this movie, even on DVD, neither of us had ever paid to see a movie expecting it to be bad until last night.

JackAss 2 will be in theaters soon and I was laughing at just the clips...can't wait.

I have never, in all my life, enjoyed audience commentary so much! Between Adrian telling me "that's a bad guy!" (well duh) and the random exclamations from Gonzoe I was never without entertainment.

The movie...I guess I'll do this as a spoiler so I don't ruin it for those who plan to see it still...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

It was CHEESY! That's the only good word I can come up with! But I mean it in a good way. I loved it! There were some great lines such as...

"THAT'S IT! I've had it with these MOTHER FUCKIN' SNAKES, on this MOTHER FUCKIN' PLANE!" (followed by a standing ovation)

"Check the avionics!" "We've lost avionics!" "The avionics are gone!" And about 30 more lines using the word "avionics"...is that even a real word?

"Time is tissue"

"Great! Snakes on Crack"

And there was one (that I don't remember exactly) about the plane going down faster than a Thai hooker.

For some reason the airplane movie started w/ riding a dirt bike and ended w/ surfing.

As Adrian pointed out the snakes were pervs.

That one scene that made me jump and squeak like a girly girl.



At the end they play the music video so all day I've been hearing the chorus in my head (Oh, I'm ready for it, come on, bring it) along w/ that is the mental image of 2 of the guys dancing to it smile

So of course after the movie the favorite lines were getting used and abused, but that's part of the fun. For example "There's no mother fuckin' shrimp soup on the mother fuckin' menu" (at Bubba Gump's Shrimp Co.) Over all a great mother fuckin' time at the mother fuckin' movie.

OH! If you haven't already seen the pics from Kat's b-day you need to check out my blog from the 15th, that was also great fun. kiss

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tattooeddad:
Haven't made it to the mutha fuckin' movie yet, but I did buy the mutha fuckin' soundtrack on mutha fuckin' Tuesday and have been playing that mutha fuckin' thing in my mutha fuckin' new car. Whew, love the mutha fuckin' tunes. Maybe I will sneak away from my mutha fuckin' kids for a couple hours today to the mutha fuckin' mall and watch the mutha fuckin' movie finally.
Peace mutha fucka! smile
Mutha fuckin' xoxoxo's and all that shit,
Mutha fuckin' Scotty. (he's a bad mutha, hey I'm just talking about SCOTTY!)
david_aames:
hahah. It IS all about the bride and i never pretend its not. That's what makes her so great, you know? She willingly/voluntarily comes to me and asks my opinion and incorporates me. Its great.

As for the movie, don't get ahead of me. Its a small indie-flick. I don't want to set my hopes TOO high. The script is fantastic. But that's not something Hollywood has really been paying attention too lately.. wink But yes, when its out, we'll all go watch it at the Enzian and have a great time making fun of me. biggrin

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