theres alot of stuff thats been on my mind i'm going to try and cover today. bear with me. thank you.
sub-subject: coke hangover...remedies? lectures? (remedies perfered
)
katiebarthedoor tribute journal to A.C. Slater: Master of the Non-threatening Rebel.
fig. 1
recognize his game, please, and see how powerless you are to stop him from totally fucking your girlfriend.
he's not only a total high-school bad-ass (captain of the varsity wrestling team) he is also a sensetive poet who wrote Kelly (or Donna, whatever) prose to woo the heart of the Bayside trophy wench. and apart from that he cares about you, girls. when you develop a dependancy to diet pills, like Donna did in one of the later episodes, he will stomp a mudhole in the chest of any callous prick who makes light of the situation at the Hub.
and speaking of the Hub, that is the best place to observe A.C. Slater: Master of the Non-threatening Rebel in his natural surroundings. he is lord of all he surveys there. from Morrisses' sophmoric plots to the principals questionable involvement in the students social lives.
refer to figure 1 if there are any questions about A.C. Slater: Master of the Non-threatening Rebel and his ability to rally the masses of Bayside High to his side (note the full plumage of his mullet. not the mullet of a common roofer, or painter).
and while for subtleties sake we are spared the details of his shennanigans, i think the director(?) made painfully clear that he is a complete, un-apologetic pussy hound. the proverbial 'sucker for a pretty face' A.C. Slater: Master of the Non-threatening Rebel is constantly on the prowl for trim. so eager and focused on this task it would be sad...if not for his undeniable charisma. Zack is a pussy, girls. A.C. Slater is the man for you.
did i mention he wrestles? and if you ellude to the suggestion that he possibly might be a latent homosexual he will kick the shit out of you. becuase he's not. totally. at all.
also: i quit my old job today. now i will actually have a day or two off a week.
i wanted to quit with a big spectacle, y'know, really burn some bridges...but alas, it was quite pleasant. oh well.
keep the faith.
sub-subject: coke hangover...remedies? lectures? (remedies perfered
)
katiebarthedoor tribute journal to A.C. Slater: Master of the Non-threatening Rebel.
fig. 1
recognize his game, please, and see how powerless you are to stop him from totally fucking your girlfriend.
he's not only a total high-school bad-ass (captain of the varsity wrestling team) he is also a sensetive poet who wrote Kelly (or Donna, whatever) prose to woo the heart of the Bayside trophy wench. and apart from that he cares about you, girls. when you develop a dependancy to diet pills, like Donna did in one of the later episodes, he will stomp a mudhole in the chest of any callous prick who makes light of the situation at the Hub.
and speaking of the Hub, that is the best place to observe A.C. Slater: Master of the Non-threatening Rebel in his natural surroundings. he is lord of all he surveys there. from Morrisses' sophmoric plots to the principals questionable involvement in the students social lives.
refer to figure 1 if there are any questions about A.C. Slater: Master of the Non-threatening Rebel and his ability to rally the masses of Bayside High to his side (note the full plumage of his mullet. not the mullet of a common roofer, or painter).
and while for subtleties sake we are spared the details of his shennanigans, i think the director(?) made painfully clear that he is a complete, un-apologetic pussy hound. the proverbial 'sucker for a pretty face' A.C. Slater: Master of the Non-threatening Rebel is constantly on the prowl for trim. so eager and focused on this task it would be sad...if not for his undeniable charisma. Zack is a pussy, girls. A.C. Slater is the man for you.
did i mention he wrestles? and if you ellude to the suggestion that he possibly might be a latent homosexual he will kick the shit out of you. becuase he's not. totally. at all.
also: i quit my old job today. now i will actually have a day or two off a week.
i wanted to quit with a big spectacle, y'know, really burn some bridges...but alas, it was quite pleasant. oh well.
keep the faith.
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the_reverend:
Hey man. How's things? Hope all is well.
lilyk:
dude, you are fucking scarce. what the fuck?