katiebarthedoor tribute journal to Michael Dudikoff: American Ninja
motherfucker, he's bad-ass. he kicked the shit outta a handfull of soldiers. then, in the martial arts tradition of respecting your apponent and taking the situation seriously...he puts a bucket on his head, and beats them up more. that's the playfull side of Michael Dudikoff: American Ninja.
and he gets only the finest of tail. could you imagine? ladies, imagine youre in a club and you ask what a guy does for a living and he says "i'm the American Ninja."
thats right the American Ninja. he's it. as far as ninjas from america goes, he's the only game in town.
you should be so lucky as to have anonymous sex with the American Ninja.
while everyone stays vigilant against the threat of zombies, Michael Dudikoff: American Ninja is the lone crusader. out there fighting the second biggest threat there is. mutant ninjas.
thats right. in American Ninja 2, Michael Dudikoff: American Ninja battles squads of these things. alone. i fucking dare you to find another movie with fucking mutant ninjas. fuck you!
keep the faith.
motherfucker, he's bad-ass. he kicked the shit outta a handfull of soldiers. then, in the martial arts tradition of respecting your apponent and taking the situation seriously...he puts a bucket on his head, and beats them up more. that's the playfull side of Michael Dudikoff: American Ninja.
and he gets only the finest of tail. could you imagine? ladies, imagine youre in a club and you ask what a guy does for a living and he says "i'm the American Ninja."
thats right the American Ninja. he's it. as far as ninjas from america goes, he's the only game in town.
you should be so lucky as to have anonymous sex with the American Ninja.
while everyone stays vigilant against the threat of zombies, Michael Dudikoff: American Ninja is the lone crusader. out there fighting the second biggest threat there is. mutant ninjas.
thats right. in American Ninja 2, Michael Dudikoff: American Ninja battles squads of these things. alone. i fucking dare you to find another movie with fucking mutant ninjas. fuck you!
keep the faith.
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Wiat for the bus ladies, get on up there and wait for it..............yeah, just like that.
Calling? I hope.