well, that was fun.
i was supposed to meet some friends an hour ago, but i had company.
here is a theory ive started on in the last 5 minutes. pay attention.
-fine girls are actually more self consious than uggos.-
"but, katie" you say. "thats the most absurd thing ive ever heard!"
well, hear me out.
with an attractive girl, it never fails, the more disintrested, standoffish, and borderline offending you are the more they are interested. that cannot be denied. even if you are or know an attractive girl that dosent fit this mold, it cant be disputed that thats how the majority of girls are.
and unattractive girls.......um.....ok, ive never tried to chat up an unattracive girl, so my theory remains unfounded. so heres a revision.
-attractive girls are just as self consious as uggos-
ill submit it to the new england journal of medicine in the morning.
i mean girls are, of course, crazy. i dont even think thats a matter of opinion anymore. and its not all their fault. men need to take responsibility for their part. i mean with the myriad of double standards to live up to, hustler and vogue magazines, and bleeding out of your genitals (i would loose my fucking mind if this happened to me ONCE)--its enough to drive anyone nuts.
men are obligated to double standards too. just not nearly as many.
hows that for deep-thinkin?
keep the faith.
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There was something I was meaning to write as a comment to you, but I just damn forgot what it was.
huh.
Well to salvage this from being the stupidest journal comment ever, the saltwater thing really does work! So gracias m'man.
...H-hey! I can finally hear out of my right ear again! It totally just popped! Your journal has magical healing powers!
I will be back with a busload of old hispanic women and field reporters for local news.