Dear men at bars sitting outside in the afternoon:
Please don't tell me to take off my sunglasses. It is 4:30 in the afternoon, and yes it is still bright even if you say it isn't, and yes there are UV rays about and I am permitted to shield myself from them in any socially acceptable manner, which certainly includes wearing sunglasses outdoors. I'll be polite and raise them once so you can comment that I have beautiful eyes (which you would undoubtedly say no matter what), and after that you can fuck off instead of attempting to dictate what I get to wear in your presence, okay? Great. Thanks.
Love,
Katie
Please don't tell me to take off my sunglasses. It is 4:30 in the afternoon, and yes it is still bright even if you say it isn't, and yes there are UV rays about and I am permitted to shield myself from them in any socially acceptable manner, which certainly includes wearing sunglasses outdoors. I'll be polite and raise them once so you can comment that I have beautiful eyes (which you would undoubtedly say no matter what), and after that you can fuck off instead of attempting to dictate what I get to wear in your presence, okay? Great. Thanks.
Love,
Katie
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We'll go to a strip club soon. Where the men have distractions so hopefully they will leave you alone and not say stupid things like, "more cervesa, you get no facea." Hunchbacks will say anything to get into my pants.