I lost both the Ebay auctions I was bidding on. If you beat me and read this, FUCKING DIE. And if anybody who anyone doesn't like is going to the APC show in Boston on Sunday, please notify me so I can beat them up* and steal their tickets.
*I weigh about 105 pounds and could not actually beat up a 9-year-old. But I'll steal their tickets anyway**, if I see one.
**Okay, fine, I wouldn't really steal tickets from a 9-year-old. Unless they stole the tickets from someone else in the first place. Cause then I'd just beat them up and- no, wait. Crap.
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thirty:
I thought so. I know Maynard has superpowers, but I was pretty sure they didn't involve hair
thirty:
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey - update your journal or I'LL KILL YOU.
