karnallust

I have never felt so alone in my entire life. I feel like a hostage. I need to get a damn job to just get out of the house. I feel lazy and it's not fair to Morgan that he works his ass off and I lounge about all day.

SO found out something funny today, Morgan is a lying sack of shit.

So this is awesome and I thought I would share it with everyone. I almost died last night. Alcohol poisoning. Apparently an entire bottle of jager in shot form with Steel Reserve chasers aren't supposed to mix. I literally stopped breathing....No more drinking for awhile...I don't remember anything. I feel like shit today though. Hey, little fun fact: going into shock sucks balls.

I'm so tired. Working two jobs and trying to find time to have a life. My average day lately is this:
Wake up at 5:15am to get to work by 6am, work at first job until 4pm. By 7pm must be at second job until midnight. Again wake up at 5:15am. And my second job is a dancer at a showclub out here. I'm sore...
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So I finally have connected with my inner bitch and I'm lovin it! (31 days of sobriety) I finally don't care and I'm finally free. I have nothing to hold me back or tie me down and I will fight for my rights as said bitch!!

So we are having a grand blow out of a party, calling it One Last Stand. It's on June 26th, for more details and if you are trully interested email me!

YAY! I start stripping tonight at The Bunny Ranch y'all! And on Monday I start cocktailing at TDs!!!! Go me! I am Malibu Barbie in Stripper Mode!

I have finally decided that I really, trully want to have sex with a chick. I decided this surrounded by 19 senior citizens.