So I was in the kitchen, wearing a sports bra and boxers, singing Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of my lungs, making a sandwitch. Just at the part where I was starting to drum on the counter tops ("Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.....") I look out the window and the the UPS guy standing in the driveway, staring at me as I start to headbang at the guitar solo.
Well, at least I got my Amazon.com order.


Well, at least I got my Amazon.com order.

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stradapult:
If you were straight I would've thought those emoticons were hiding a bad Penthouse Forum letter.
karmachameleon:
BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!