I'm a bitch, I'm a big bitch!
I went to go to the movies and I parked in Pacific Place parking. Well............ when I drove in there was this man and his wife (or who ever she was) and he gave me the universal sign for slow down. WHAT, I WASN'T GOING FAST. Soooooooo, I park really quick, run out of my car and hunt down the asshole. I find him and start yelling at him on how rude that was. They quickly say that they were making a joke about one of their neighbors but how do I know that. Then he said "my gosh were you coming to find us to yell at us, that must have really got to you". YES, yes it did and now I feel like such a bitch. A big, big, big, bitch. I could have just kept it to myself but nooooooooo, I have to go and hunt down the poor couple who were probably visiting Seattle and they got attacked by a 4'11'' bitch of a girl.
I went to go to the movies and I parked in Pacific Place parking. Well............ when I drove in there was this man and his wife (or who ever she was) and he gave me the universal sign for slow down. WHAT, I WASN'T GOING FAST. Soooooooo, I park really quick, run out of my car and hunt down the asshole. I find him and start yelling at him on how rude that was. They quickly say that they were making a joke about one of their neighbors but how do I know that. Then he said "my gosh were you coming to find us to yell at us, that must have really got to you". YES, yes it did and now I feel like such a bitch. A big, big, big, bitch. I could have just kept it to myself but nooooooooo, I have to go and hunt down the poor couple who were probably visiting Seattle and they got attacked by a 4'11'' bitch of a girl.
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listening to your own blood or the voodoo?
There are a ton of people where I live (tourist country USA, western MA) that love to walk around on their pretty streets with their dogs that are too special to be on leashes and their little Waldorf-educated children who know that they are the best hope for the world but don't know that playing in traffic will get you FUCKING KILLED.
Anyway, these people are often walking three-abreast on Sunday afternoons on some of the more well-traveled roads in the region, shaking their fists and writing down license plate numbers.
Times like those, you just have to downshift and gun it and thank God for your big, noisy truck. Fuck 'em.
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