So this is SERIOUSLY what I have to deal with, on a daily basis, at my day job. . . Definitely need a new job. . . Please take notice of the headline, btw, and yes, this was REALLY published in our local paper, unfortunately. . .
Pizza problems lead to police involvement
(RESIDENT A), 20, and University employee, (RESIDENT B), 23, were arrested and charged with simple battery at 12:23 p.m. on April 27.
According to an Athens-Clarke County Police report, an officer responded to a domestic disturbance report at (MY) Apartments.
(RESIDENT B), who is an information technology security analyst for Enterprise Information Technology Services, reportedly told the officer he was having problems with his roommate, (RESIDENT A).
(RESIDENT B) told the officer he and (RESIDENT A) were having an argument.
(RESIDENT B) reportedly then began to yell off the balcony intimate details about (RESIDENT A) and his girlfriend.
When the officer spoke with (RESIDENT A), (RESIDENT A) explained that two pieces of pizza were missing from his refrigerator. When (RESIDENT A) confronted (RESIDENT B) about it, (RESIDENT B) reportedly denied eating it, and (RESIDENT B) pushed (RESIDENT A)'s forehead with his forehead. The two reportedly "grabbed at each other's arms," and (RESIDENT A) later showed the police officer a small scratch on his arm.
According to the report, (RESIDENT A)'s girlfriend, a witness, said she believes (RESIDENT B) "has some mental health issues, and he also owns a firearm."
(RESIDENT B) confirmed that he has a .22 rifle, which he keeps in his car.
This is SERIOUSLY what my life has come to. . .
Pizza problems lead to police involvement
(RESIDENT A), 20, and University employee, (RESIDENT B), 23, were arrested and charged with simple battery at 12:23 p.m. on April 27.
According to an Athens-Clarke County Police report, an officer responded to a domestic disturbance report at (MY) Apartments.
(RESIDENT B), who is an information technology security analyst for Enterprise Information Technology Services, reportedly told the officer he was having problems with his roommate, (RESIDENT A).
(RESIDENT B) told the officer he and (RESIDENT A) were having an argument.
(RESIDENT B) reportedly then began to yell off the balcony intimate details about (RESIDENT A) and his girlfriend.
When the officer spoke with (RESIDENT A), (RESIDENT A) explained that two pieces of pizza were missing from his refrigerator. When (RESIDENT A) confronted (RESIDENT B) about it, (RESIDENT B) reportedly denied eating it, and (RESIDENT B) pushed (RESIDENT A)'s forehead with his forehead. The two reportedly "grabbed at each other's arms," and (RESIDENT A) later showed the police officer a small scratch on his arm.
According to the report, (RESIDENT A)'s girlfriend, a witness, said she believes (RESIDENT B) "has some mental health issues, and he also owns a firearm."
(RESIDENT B) confirmed that he has a .22 rifle, which he keeps in his car.
This is SERIOUSLY what my life has come to. . .
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williamnot:
Now I want some pizza.
ralphhinkley:
That is fucking hilarious! Better have been some damn good pizza.