So, every time, and I mean every time someone mentions their backside, their posterior, ass, butt, etc, or even features their butt in some way on their page, say in a video or something . . . all I can hear in my head are the Minions from the Despicable Me movies laughing and saying "Butt" over and over while laughing at their compatriot's xeroxed cheeks.
Any and all mentions of butts, meant to be sexy or not, instantly summons the minions to my mind, chuckling about butts.
Brain, why are you like this.
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Maybe your minions should be shown as much butts as possible, sooner or later they'll get satiated and won't react like that anymore 😁