HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!
(or as my family says "happy easter egg")
i remember when i used to enjoy easter,
the egg hunt in the morning
and always trying to get more than my little sister
then we'd get in the car and drive to fairfield
and go visit relatives we never saw any other time of the year
except for easter
that was when i discovered what suburbia looked like.
my reaction was the following:
"mom, i never want to live here."
mom - "why not?"
"its scary"
but yea good times were always had
because there were other kids mine and my sister's age.
and all these awesome toys to play with.
like a fake bow and arrow
with the suction cup heads
i shot my second cousin guy in the ass while he was sleeping once
(i have a bit of a knack for shooting things in the ass, just ask me about my most embarassing moment sometime)
now we just spend the day with my immediate extended family
*shoots herself in the head*
and right now i need to go
because im being dragged to church
so if you dont hear from me by the end of the day
its because i was struck down my lightning.
HAPPY EASTER
(or as my family says "happy easter egg")
i remember when i used to enjoy easter,
the egg hunt in the morning
and always trying to get more than my little sister
then we'd get in the car and drive to fairfield
and go visit relatives we never saw any other time of the year
except for easter
that was when i discovered what suburbia looked like.
my reaction was the following:
"mom, i never want to live here."
mom - "why not?"
"its scary"
but yea good times were always had
because there were other kids mine and my sister's age.
and all these awesome toys to play with.
like a fake bow and arrow
with the suction cup heads
i shot my second cousin guy in the ass while he was sleeping once
(i have a bit of a knack for shooting things in the ass, just ask me about my most embarassing moment sometime)
now we just spend the day with my immediate extended family
*shoots herself in the head*
and right now i need to go
because im being dragged to church
so if you dont hear from me by the end of the day
its because i was struck down my lightning.
HAPPY EASTER
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I think I might burst into flames if I was to enter a Church at this point.....
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