kalischild

Somewhere out there, there has to be a girl who would find the idea of spending the night at a club ridiculing everyone, dancing alternatively like idiots and then like the pretty whore bitches we are, all the while discussing human psychology and binges of times long past, then riding our motorcylces home at a hundred miles an hour to watch Tokyo shock snuff films while eating Chinese take out and harrassing the homeless from my fire escape, then spending the rest of the evening fucking each other bloody with much use of teeth and scalpel bladess while listening to Godflesh and Dimmu Botgir, to be the most romantic thing there could ever be.

If you know of this girl, please direct her to me.

I only ask that she not be crazy or anything.

Really, is that so much to ask?