From oryon

simply put
KAITEE ROCKS TILL YOU DROP DEAD DUE TO HER UNSTOPALBE KWOLEDGE OF TEH FORCE!!!!

Emmlaar and I once had a fantastic day together. She took me to see this landmark called "Tunnel O' Fudge" which was basically a giant rock shaped like an ass, but with a hole in the middle big enought to walk through. Odd thing to take someone you hardly know too, but whatever. It was great. Then we went to McDonalds, where she proceeded to get on the slide in McHappyLand, or whatever the hell they call it. She had McNuggets, I had a Mcbowelmovement after eating a Big Mac. Then we drove around while she blasted Hillary Duff on my stereo. She claims it's her favorite cd, right behind Kenny Rogers Greatest Hits. Hm. To sum it up, she's a great girl who hinges on the absurd, but is always most entertaining.

Emmlaar is totally awesome. I met her playing bridge with the elderly at the Althzheimer's Home...when someone called her Little Suzy All Grown Up and gave her $500, I knew she was the coolest person alive. With out stolen money from the old people, we shall go on a cool road trip like Themla and Louise...hopefully not kill anybody or ourselves in the process. biggrin

3ML4RR 15 TH3 L33T357 0F 4LL L3375!
0H, 4ND 1 4M F0R3V3R 1N H3R D3BT1 0NLY 5H3 KN0W5 WHY!!11

The simpsons lovin family guy watching Emmlaar. A very cool person who's art and street smarts are close to her heart.
Simply one of the best.

EMMLAAR IS THE BEST. I PLAN ON HAVING AN E-MARRIAGE WITH EMMLAAR. SHE HAS INTRIGUED ME BEYOND BELIEFT. I PLAN ON PLEDGING MY E-LOVE FOR HER BY GIVING HER THIS E-RING. O

SO, THERE IS YOUR RING. GIVE YOURSELF TO ME.


UB3R 733T1!11!11

From oryon

there is so much to say about Emmlaar:
her twisted dark humor that makes me giggle like R. Kelly at a nambla convention.....
her silly AIM conversations till 4 in the AM...
her Simpsons knowledge--though it does not even RIVAL mine....
her hating of many things like: no sex, rednecks, cigarettes, no pot when she wants it, and walruses fucking baby cats
together make an interesting combination that is EmmLaar

emmlaar is good. and erp is god. so if erp is god, and emmlaar is good, does this mean god is good?

From mindless

Emmlaar is quite the interesting young lass. Funny, weird, down to earth, her and I have known each other for years. I remember that one breezy night, she was at Chuck E. Cheese. I fell in love right then and there. I put her on my knee and asked her to Burger King. She politely started crying and asked for her mommy. I decided that I should wait a few more years before asking her out again. Anyway, she's cool!