So I was coming home from work today, and seeing that the Halloween Stores are open again. I got me thinking that oh shit Halloween is only six weeks away. Hey I view Halloween like some people view Christmas. I realized that I don't want to do the usual full plate armored barbarian I usually do for the costume contest at work. I've done it for the past 2 years. Its funny that people forget that I made the full chain mail suit a while ago for Dagorhir, but hey most of the people I work with are idiots. Then it dawned on me, a costume that no one at work would think of, I shall be Slap the Goblin Pimp. Full make-up riped up pimp costume, staff with giant diamond on it. I spent the rest of the day figuring out the right voice for it, so I tried it out some of the bit on my wife, and she died laughing, PERFECT. Now all I need to do is convince a few of the girls I work with to going me and be my "hoes", which will crack people up. I've also going to bring with me a shop-vac, and call it "my best girl, and the most expensive, the reason it has 2 speeds". Ah I can just see it now, it will be one of the funnest performances that has ever going to happen at any on the costume contest that has occurred at my work. I can't wait.
