Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone felt shitty, even the mouse, Mom at The Whorehouse and Dad smoking Grass, I just settled down for a nice piece of ass.
Then out on the lawn I heard such a clatter, I sprang from my piece to see what was the matter and out on the lawn I saw a big dick! I knew in a moment it must be St Nick!
He came down the chimney like a Bat out of Hell, I knew in a moment the fucker had fell, he filled all our stockings with Pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, the son of a bitch blew the chimney apart. He cursed and he swore as he rode out of sight. "Piss on you all and have a Hell of a night"
I'm gonna delete you from my friends list unless you talk to me!! it wont mean we're not friends if I do or anything but more of a space issue, I don't want to end up with just names, I like to see pickchers and I have a feeling if I get any more friend requests I'll lose all my photos. in any sense, I ought to root out the folk who don't talk to me at all. I must say however, I like your photo.
Then out on the lawn I heard such a clatter, I sprang from my piece to see what was the matter and out on the lawn I saw a big dick! I knew in a moment it must be St Nick!
He came down the chimney like a Bat out of Hell, I knew in a moment the fucker had fell, he filled all our stockings with Pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, the son of a bitch blew the chimney apart. He cursed and he swore as he rode out of sight. "Piss on you all and have a Hell of a night"
Just spreading some Christmas Cheer friends!