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kadavro

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Onlyfansly thoughts

Aug 16, 2023
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Well, I know I could not run a successful onlyfans as a guy by randomly taking nudes but I have a plan. You know how guys send dicpics to women and it is not well received? Well... My theory is that the first problem is that the pictures aren't asked for, the second problem is that they are just pictures of a penis in any state of arousal.

So. I am thinking, Back lit penis! Penis with wiggly eyes! Penis In costume! How about making it fun fun?

So I changed my OF account so I can now post pictures etc, and yes, startted making dicpics. Not sending the to random women. If you are the kind of person who like to look at tragic attempts at taking dicpics. Follow me! A word of caution. I also post videos sometimes of... yeah... something I do sometimes when browsing the sets here... BUT the goal is now to fill it it funny, or in other ways interesting, DICPICS.

I am not that well hung etc... and at my age, the little bastard doesn´t stand as it udśed to, ... well I am just making an effort to make dicpics more interesting... Like my last attempt. 3D-printed a pith helmet. "Going on a safari in your bush!". Introducing truth and comedy. Love the bush!!!

Sooo. if I can make a stupid calendar with 12 themed dicpis for 2024 and one crazy person buys one? Success.

Hey, we are sleezy here, let's make that an artful statement.

Soo... not sending dicpics to anyone who doesn't want them...

Like, why would anyone do that? But there is something for everyone and I think I found something to do boring nights.

So if you read this far and is curious about what I have done this far: My onlyfans

alexislust:
The calendars idea is a great one 😉
Aug 16, 2023

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