Oooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww my back hurts! I just got back from Ice Hockey training and my back fucking canes. 
I am so unfit it's unbelievable! I think I need to give up a lot of stuff, mainly eating though!!
Nevermind, I am getting a dog soon and I go to see him tomorrow. I'm going to teach him loads of cool things, he's going to be my new best friend and I can't wait!!
I bleached my hair and now I look even more of a bellend!
Yeah, I probably sound like a loser. Oh well, I doubt anyone will even read this. Bedtime now.
aarrrrggggghhhhh my hearties!
I am so unfit it's unbelievable! I think I need to give up a lot of stuff, mainly eating though!!
Nevermind, I am getting a dog soon and I go to see him tomorrow. I'm going to teach him loads of cool things, he's going to be my new best friend and I can't wait!!
I bleached my hair and now I look even more of a bellend!
Yeah, I probably sound like a loser. Oh well, I doubt anyone will even read this. Bedtime now.
aarrrrggggghhhhh my hearties!
crucial:
Beliiiiieeeeve