jynastar

i wonder if you can be drunk or high by assocication. its been a weird night.
it feels like a weekend. everyone i have talked to in the last few hours is either high, pretending to be or remembering a time that they were, drunk or drinking while online or making me wish that i was.
patrick was drinking while we were chatting. it got into some random talk about who is cute and whatever and the last thing i recall before he got offline was something about i should tell the guy no or something and that was the end of that. i dont think he has a clue what the whole sentence had meant. i love people that give drunk advice.
drunk advice is the best. seanie has told me why its never a good idea to chew gum and try to drink a beer. also that weed goes great with jager.
has taught me that drinking should be as classy and graceful as possible. even when you are beyond comprehension of anything that is going on, just keep mumbling about the stock market.
has shown me that with one drink you can get yourself beyond fucked. at least is the pretender drunk person so it makes sense to her.

is my favorite of the drunks. he gets excited and giddy about the whole thing.
amber is another pretender drunk. except for the time she puked all over my car.
i want a beer as p is talking about old boyfreinds and how much he had to drink.
i had this weird phantom pain all day today that is just stabbing me in the side. i think that im falling apart. i just sat up and every bone in my body just cracked. that hurt so damned bad.