Yeah, so my boss has been a complete fucking asshole today. The guy has been slacking ever since his girlfriend moved here from Cali. (not dissing Cali in anyway) but she sucks.. she calls him constantly because she apparently doesn't know what GOOGLE MAP IS? SO I hear his stupid ringtone in my fucking sleep sometimes..
Anyway, the guy is on salary, he's supposed to be putting in a 45-50 hr week. According to the branch manager (B.mgr) he's been giving like a 30hour week. Well, he doing something at a job site and left at 2PM, and when the B.mgr called him at 3PM he told him he was still at the jobsite... when other people are telling us otherwise.. Needless to say the fucker is digging himself into a nice like crater, ESPECIALLY by being CAUGHT in a bold fucking lie..
Well, I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.. and apparently he woke up on the wrong side of his CAREER. He's a fucking engineer who was put into this position because one person (who is the owner's son, the old business manager, who is an imbecile beyond all reason) decided he wanted to live in SLC, Utah.. (Thank god for that, get the fuck away from me.)My company had to find a replacement and had nowhere to put the engineer, since they had nothing for an engineer. SO for a while it was great having a new energetic manager..
Now the fucker is all comfortable.. he's turning into the old manager who is a fucking asshole.
Running "errands" all the time.. not coming in until 10AM and leaving early.. the B.mgr asks me all the time, "When did (so-so) leave?"
TODAY: Mike is in a bad mood.. could it be because he's had 800 people call him for payment and has like 20 messages on his voicemail? Could it be because he feels swamped? Or could it because he took his last "vacation" day yesterday?
Bitch... if you are behind... or swamped... it's because YOU ARE A BUSINESS MANAGER.. and his title should be Business Financial adviser... why? Because the "term" manager makes him feel superior to other people in the office.. Myself for one.
I may not know the details of being a business manager, but OMG... what am I going to school for? OH RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT a fucking BUSINESS DEGREE... so stop treating me like I couldn't do your job blindfolded with a fucking dick in my mouth.. O_K
Errands? Shit that's my job... he does it to get out of the office and stays away for the rest of the day.. clever? or just dick move?
I have to log the mileage of our vehicles and date it... then I file it.. Well, I go into his office to file it.. he's right in front of the file cabinet.. so I hand it to him.... thinking HE MAY POSSIBLY KNOW WHERE IT GOES. And here's our conversation:
Him: I thought you were doing these (disregarding the "Complete" blue stamp on the front of the page).
ME: I do, they just need to be filed.
Him: OK... then FILE THEM.
ME: They go right there....?
Him: WHERE?!
ME: In the filing cabinet you are sitting in front of... 2nd drawer..
Him: :: SCOFF &file::
Mind you... this filing cabinet is in his fucking office.. IT'S IN YOUR OFFICE AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IN IT??? Oh I'm sorry... let me go through your office _BUSINESS MANAGER_ and tell you where you TO PUT SHIT..
Goddamn.. I just hate it when people take shit out on me.. I'm in this office everyday from OPEN to CLOSE.. So lay off since you just soaked up another fucking MISSED day asshole fuckstick. Get over yourself.. you're not the GOD of Business..
Anyway, the guy is on salary, he's supposed to be putting in a 45-50 hr week. According to the branch manager (B.mgr) he's been giving like a 30hour week. Well, he doing something at a job site and left at 2PM, and when the B.mgr called him at 3PM he told him he was still at the jobsite... when other people are telling us otherwise.. Needless to say the fucker is digging himself into a nice like crater, ESPECIALLY by being CAUGHT in a bold fucking lie..
Well, I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.. and apparently he woke up on the wrong side of his CAREER. He's a fucking engineer who was put into this position because one person (who is the owner's son, the old business manager, who is an imbecile beyond all reason) decided he wanted to live in SLC, Utah.. (Thank god for that, get the fuck away from me.)My company had to find a replacement and had nowhere to put the engineer, since they had nothing for an engineer. SO for a while it was great having a new energetic manager..
Now the fucker is all comfortable.. he's turning into the old manager who is a fucking asshole.
Running "errands" all the time.. not coming in until 10AM and leaving early.. the B.mgr asks me all the time, "When did (so-so) leave?"
TODAY: Mike is in a bad mood.. could it be because he's had 800 people call him for payment and has like 20 messages on his voicemail? Could it be because he feels swamped? Or could it because he took his last "vacation" day yesterday?
Bitch... if you are behind... or swamped... it's because YOU ARE A BUSINESS MANAGER.. and his title should be Business Financial adviser... why? Because the "term" manager makes him feel superior to other people in the office.. Myself for one.
I may not know the details of being a business manager, but OMG... what am I going to school for? OH RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT a fucking BUSINESS DEGREE... so stop treating me like I couldn't do your job blindfolded with a fucking dick in my mouth.. O_K
Errands? Shit that's my job... he does it to get out of the office and stays away for the rest of the day.. clever? or just dick move?
I have to log the mileage of our vehicles and date it... then I file it.. Well, I go into his office to file it.. he's right in front of the file cabinet.. so I hand it to him.... thinking HE MAY POSSIBLY KNOW WHERE IT GOES. And here's our conversation:
Him: I thought you were doing these (disregarding the "Complete" blue stamp on the front of the page).
ME: I do, they just need to be filed.
Him: OK... then FILE THEM.
ME: They go right there....?
Him: WHERE?!
ME: In the filing cabinet you are sitting in front of... 2nd drawer..
Him: :: SCOFF &file::
Mind you... this filing cabinet is in his fucking office.. IT'S IN YOUR OFFICE AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IN IT??? Oh I'm sorry... let me go through your office _BUSINESS MANAGER_ and tell you where you TO PUT SHIT..
Goddamn.. I just hate it when people take shit out on me.. I'm in this office everyday from OPEN to CLOSE.. So lay off since you just soaked up another fucking MISSED day asshole fuckstick. Get over yourself.. you're not the GOD of Business..
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