Recently, I have been spending an obnoxious amount of time on MySpace. I have nothing else to do during the day, except look for jobs and write, and MySpace has been the monotonous activity that fills in the void of the "writing" thing and the "finding a god damn job in the city!!" thing has been my mindless browsing of MySpace profiles.
I've recently got...
Read More
I've recently got...
Read More
During my last conversation with my mother, she was telling my how she is always being asked by her girlfriends how she continues to look so young.
"I don't know what the fuck to tell them" she sighed over the other line, "I usually tell them 'just eat right, clean your ass, and use plenty of cocoa butter."
The simplicity and the practicality of the...
Read More
"I don't know what the fuck to tell them" she sighed over the other line, "I usually tell them 'just eat right, clean your ass, and use plenty of cocoa butter."
The simplicity and the practicality of the...
Read More
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
mistersatan:
Shit, you sure you weren't talkin' to my mom?
samling:
that's fantastic. it really is. what a neat mom. i hope i'm like that for my bratzilla someday
Update ---
Due to the near heartbeaking inability to find a job, I had to move out of my studio and stay with a friend up on 17th. Because of such, my online activity has be limited due to my new roomate not having interent access. Crashing with a lovely bi-sexual women is far from being the worse thing that can happen to a broke...
Read More
Due to the near heartbeaking inability to find a job, I had to move out of my studio and stay with a friend up on 17th. Because of such, my online activity has be limited due to my new roomate not having interent access. Crashing with a lovely bi-sexual women is far from being the worse thing that can happen to a broke...
Read More
I went to Junior High, Senior High, and College with Jessica Cutler. If anyone is intelligent enough not to follow pure sensational shit on the news, here is a brief info about thenew sex scandal flake herself. You know, I was going to write a long post about all this, considering how much I know about this now famous ho, but instead I'm...
Read More
Read More
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
samling:
oh wow. i don't know that, after reading that article, that i went to school with her. her and heidi fliess should start a business. seriously.
samling:
dood, where ARE you?
did you fall in the toilet or something??
did you fall in the toilet or something??
Bad News:
- I didn't get the SPL job. I got the email today and they say that they had so many candidates, that they found someone that fit the job perfectly
- I'm extremely broke, it looks like I may not be able to travel back to the east coast this summer for my ex-roomate's wedding and my family reunion
- I think I've...
Read More
- I didn't get the SPL job. I got the email today and they say that they had so many candidates, that they found someone that fit the job perfectly
- I'm extremely broke, it looks like I may not be able to travel back to the east coast this summer for my ex-roomate's wedding and my family reunion
- I think I've...
Read More
ooomermaidooo:
Humm there is always a ying to the yang.....yeah something like that. 
You know, if Bush gets elected next November, I don't blaim him, or some vast right wing conspiracy. My blaim goes directly to the mass of idiots known as the American public. There, I said it 
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
ooomermaidooo:
Fucking stupid fucking Bush AARRRRR
Oh I thought I'd let you know. I am not a Latina, I am German, Irish, French, and English. Everyone thinks I am Hispanic or Italian. Feel free to keep thinking that though.
Oh I thought I'd let you know. I am not a Latina, I am German, Irish, French, and English. Everyone thinks I am Hispanic or Italian. Feel free to keep thinking that though.
jwoody:
well, its a good mix. god, your good looking 
[Edited on May 14, 2004 4:05PM]
[Edited on May 14, 2004 4:05PM]
Randy, Dave, Jason: thanks for getting drunk with me last night. We got to do it again sometime 
mistersatan:
You damn right.
volks:
Nice running into you yesterday. I too, am always down for a visit to the Comet!
It's been four weeks. I need some ass. That's all people.
mistersatan:
I heard that- and trust me, it's been a hell of a lot longer than four weeks.
luminaire:
Ditto that.
I got a major crush on OOOMERMAIDOOO. Hot latin women allways does it for me, must be the Hatian blood talking. During my tenure as a member of this site, I tried very hard not to become a fanboy, to take interactions with people, and especially women, with a grain of salt. But alas, it has happened. Damn this site and it's beautiful women!!...
Read More
Read More
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
freckle:
can i come? i'm definatly not a cockblock. i don't even have one.
jwoody:
Sure thing. Applications are in the mail.
During one of my usual activities in class, that of not paying attention and cruising the Internet. I stumbled upon an old article about me written back in good old 1996. After eight years, I complete forget about the piece. So for your reading pleasure, I have posted it here, and please, keep the laughs to the minium especially the "Woody hasn't descover girls yet"...
Read More
Read More
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
mistersatan:
What a fucking pimp.
ooomermaidooo:
Well why thank you.