jwoody

Recently, I have been spending an obnoxious amount of time on MySpace. I have nothing else to do during the day, except look for jobs and write, and MySpace has been the monotonous activity that fills in the void of the "writing" thing and the "finding a god damn job in the city!!" thing has been my mindless browsing of MySpace profiles.

I've recently got...
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During my last conversation with my mother, she was telling my how she is always being asked by her girlfriends how she continues to look so young.

"I don't know what the fuck to tell them" she sighed over the other line, "I usually tell them 'just eat right, clean your ass, and use plenty of cocoa butter."

The simplicity and the practicality of the...
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Update ---

Due to the near heartbeaking inability to find a job, I had to move out of my studio and stay with a friend up on 17th. Because of such, my online activity has be limited due to my new roomate not having interent access. Crashing with a lovely bi-sexual women is far from being the worse thing that can happen to a broke...
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I went to Junior High, Senior High, and College with Jessica Cutler. If anyone is intelligent enough not to follow pure sensational shit on the news, here is a brief info about thenew sex scandal flake herself. You know, I was going to write a long post about all this, considering how much I know about this now famous ho, but instead I'm...
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Bad News:

- I didn't get the SPL job. I got the email today and they say that they had so many candidates, that they found someone that fit the job perfectly

- I'm extremely broke, it looks like I may not be able to travel back to the east coast this summer for my ex-roomate's wedding and my family reunion

- I think I've...
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You know, if Bush gets elected next November, I don't blaim him, or some vast right wing conspiracy. My blaim goes directly to the mass of idiots known as the American public. There, I said it

Randy, Dave, Jason: thanks for getting drunk with me last night. We got to do it again sometime

It's been four weeks. I need some ass. That's all people.

I got a major crush on OOOMERMAIDOOO. Hot latin women allways does it for me, must be the Hatian blood talking. During my tenure as a member of this site, I tried very hard not to become a fanboy, to take interactions with people, and especially women, with a grain of salt. But alas, it has happened. Damn this site and it's beautiful women!!...
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During one of my usual activities in class, that of not paying attention and cruising the Internet. I stumbled upon an old article about me written back in good old 1996. After eight years, I complete forget about the piece. So for your reading pleasure, I have posted it here, and please, keep the laughs to the minium especially the "Woody hasn't descover girls yet"...
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