jwgacy138

the random.

i will eat the whole bag of popcorn and when it's gone i will eat every last unpopped seed.

i believe strongly and practice often the five second rule.

i will get shitfaced off beer faster than whiskey.

i will fuck a hole in the ground when i get wine drunk.

i will throw down on a can of cream of mushroom soup, cold, right out of the can.






the mental.

i get pale faced and cold sweats when i get a really deep cut.

i will take a piece of 400 degree ceramic and let it burn the back of my hand until it cools.

i will daydream of the impossible and have 90% of the satisfaction as if it were true.

i can make myself feel like someone is watching me or behind me on command.

i have probably envisioned you without your head. that one's a lie.



the embarrassing


i was once caught stealing stamps.

i had my brother walk in while i was whacking it in the bathroom.

i got called out when i was trying to make my arms look bigger by flexing.

i was so drunk once i grabbed a friend's tittie and didn't realize i had a handful of her upper womanhood.

- for the record all of those were a long time ago (except the last one)