justplaindoomed

it is entirely unsafe for me to be this horny and sexually deprived. I'm likely to be driving along, see a cute girl and fucking crash into something. To be crossing the street and see a pretty face driving by and forget what I'm doing and get hit. God forbid drops a pencil and bends down to pick it up, I think I'd pass out.

How does a single, childless, never married 32 year old man get a date this day in age?!