Be prepared for lots of pictures, videos and ramblings from here forward, procrastinated about posting this since the end of June, then computer went down for a bunch of days and wouldnt even turn itself on. Insomnia kicked in and computer started, so here we go.
Where to start ... I think I mentioned the letter I got from the state of NJ that stated I owed back taxes for 7 years or some heinous bullshit. Anyway, finally got in touch with my accountant and she informed me everything was on the up and up on her and my end, that it should just be some sort of misunderstanding or them fishing for people who have something to feel guilty about. So I call them, I give her my address, random other information, she rattles off my social and what have you. She then asks me if I have ever owned a business, I tell her that I have had multiple ideas, but never really followed through with any of them and never filed any sort of paper work. She goes, "So you never owned Jersey Soundivision?" I say no, she tells me, "Well it has you listed as the sole proprietor with zero employees" I damn near shit myself right there. I used to work for this company earlier in the decade, and actually lived in Laurel MD for a summer or so while I was working for one of their other offices. Turns out the fucker put the business in my name some how. Makes me kind of wonder .... There anything else in my name I should know about? I am afraid to even find out how I would find something like that out. Ignoring it probably isnt the best way to go here.
On brighter notes, I took a mini vacation and went to Wilmington NC last month, it was fun saw some cool shit, did some cool shit, hung out with cool people, just what I needed at that moment. Incidentally, NC road construction crews on 95 can eat a dick. They would get traffic down to 1 lane, do construction for a few miles, then open it back up, only to get it back down to 1 lane again a few miles down the road ... OVER AND OVER, I must have went through about 5 different construction sites. lol fuckers, here are some of the highlight pictures ....
On the way down, after hanging out with my homegirl Adelayde I noticed this cars license plate frame ...
Upon arrival in North Carolina, my host and myself went to get breakfast when I noticed the meat choices under the hot breakfast sandwiches included ....
TAYLOR FUCKING HAM!!!!!!!!! Eat a dick South Jersey!!!! lol
Gotta say though, that might have been the worst Taylor ham, egg and cheese on an everything bagel I have EVER had. Bagel tasted a bit off, must be true what they say about our water making a better bagel, and the sandwich had 1 egg, 1 slice of cheese, and 1 slice of taylor ham. At least they got the name of it right
I always seem to come across random statues to take pictures with at zoos, parks and museums that look much more real in photos then they did in real life, lastest example ...
Crappy ass picture, but I got frustrated tryin after the first 12 that I took didnt come out well. Sharks in this massive tank at an aquarium in NC ...
I came back home, drive wasnt too bad, and have been obsessed with this song in these 2 breakdancing movies I saw since then. First one was a Jamie Kennedy movie and sucked donkey balls, but you can hear a bit of the song and the breakdancers with their faces painted appeared in both movies, did the same routine to the same music, I was impressed to say the least.
This is the actual full song for anyone else that liked it as much as I did ...
My puppy dog had one of her back legs operated on, poor girl tore the muscle from the bone and had barely been able to walk, doing much better now, but the day I came back home, my cat Raja was sitting on this swing we have in the backyard and Molly was sitting at the base of it staring at her and whimpering cuz she couldnt get up. I walked over, picked her up and put her on it. Came back outside 2 hours later to find this ...
Sound asleep, they laid there together for hours
The following Thursday, I went to the Philly zoo with my friend Jess, had heard they had baby otter pups. Although they didnt have them in the exhibit with the older otters, it was still a lot of fun. More pictures ....
Chubby little baby praerie dog ...
Peacock ...
2 larikeets making out ...
Then we stumbled across this, lol Galapagos turtles were evidentally in heat, the grunting noise could be heard pretty well off ...
Whats funny about the video for me is the turtle that looks like he is sitting in front watching had actually just got done bangin out the same turtle that this other one came to get sloppy seconds on RIGHT before. Also note, everytime he grunts and thrusts, his little back legs jump. Gotta love animal porn.
That whole night ended up being awesome, 2 big bottles of wine, jacuzzi ... cant complain
Saw fireworks in Maywood and Clifton. Each were good, hard to say which were better, but I was compeltely shitfaced for Clifton's. The whole weekend was pretty damn fun. Working back to back 6 day work weeks, so I might be a bit grumpy for the next 2 weeks, but then I work a 3 day week and am off 4, so I have something to look forward to, including the White Trash BBQ!
Incidentally, anyone going to ECCT this year?
Ok, this is ridiculously long, in closing, I think my ipod is fucking psychic, anytime I have issues with flaky ass women, or they misrepresent themselves and turn out to be dirty pirate hookers, this song magically comes on every time without fail!
I added the version with the funny shit behind the music, for the most part I agree with the song, except for 2 random lines, guess which lines and win a cookie!!!
Shake it easy SG!
Where to start ... I think I mentioned the letter I got from the state of NJ that stated I owed back taxes for 7 years or some heinous bullshit. Anyway, finally got in touch with my accountant and she informed me everything was on the up and up on her and my end, that it should just be some sort of misunderstanding or them fishing for people who have something to feel guilty about. So I call them, I give her my address, random other information, she rattles off my social and what have you. She then asks me if I have ever owned a business, I tell her that I have had multiple ideas, but never really followed through with any of them and never filed any sort of paper work. She goes, "So you never owned Jersey Soundivision?" I say no, she tells me, "Well it has you listed as the sole proprietor with zero employees" I damn near shit myself right there. I used to work for this company earlier in the decade, and actually lived in Laurel MD for a summer or so while I was working for one of their other offices. Turns out the fucker put the business in my name some how. Makes me kind of wonder .... There anything else in my name I should know about? I am afraid to even find out how I would find something like that out. Ignoring it probably isnt the best way to go here.
On brighter notes, I took a mini vacation and went to Wilmington NC last month, it was fun saw some cool shit, did some cool shit, hung out with cool people, just what I needed at that moment. Incidentally, NC road construction crews on 95 can eat a dick. They would get traffic down to 1 lane, do construction for a few miles, then open it back up, only to get it back down to 1 lane again a few miles down the road ... OVER AND OVER, I must have went through about 5 different construction sites. lol fuckers, here are some of the highlight pictures ....
On the way down, after hanging out with my homegirl Adelayde I noticed this cars license plate frame ...
Upon arrival in North Carolina, my host and myself went to get breakfast when I noticed the meat choices under the hot breakfast sandwiches included ....
TAYLOR FUCKING HAM!!!!!!!!! Eat a dick South Jersey!!!! lol
Gotta say though, that might have been the worst Taylor ham, egg and cheese on an everything bagel I have EVER had. Bagel tasted a bit off, must be true what they say about our water making a better bagel, and the sandwich had 1 egg, 1 slice of cheese, and 1 slice of taylor ham. At least they got the name of it right
I always seem to come across random statues to take pictures with at zoos, parks and museums that look much more real in photos then they did in real life, lastest example ...
Crappy ass picture, but I got frustrated tryin after the first 12 that I took didnt come out well. Sharks in this massive tank at an aquarium in NC ...
I came back home, drive wasnt too bad, and have been obsessed with this song in these 2 breakdancing movies I saw since then. First one was a Jamie Kennedy movie and sucked donkey balls, but you can hear a bit of the song and the breakdancers with their faces painted appeared in both movies, did the same routine to the same music, I was impressed to say the least.
This is the actual full song for anyone else that liked it as much as I did ...
My puppy dog had one of her back legs operated on, poor girl tore the muscle from the bone and had barely been able to walk, doing much better now, but the day I came back home, my cat Raja was sitting on this swing we have in the backyard and Molly was sitting at the base of it staring at her and whimpering cuz she couldnt get up. I walked over, picked her up and put her on it. Came back outside 2 hours later to find this ...
Sound asleep, they laid there together for hours
The following Thursday, I went to the Philly zoo with my friend Jess, had heard they had baby otter pups. Although they didnt have them in the exhibit with the older otters, it was still a lot of fun. More pictures ....
Chubby little baby praerie dog ...
Peacock ...
2 larikeets making out ...
Then we stumbled across this, lol Galapagos turtles were evidentally in heat, the grunting noise could be heard pretty well off ...
Whats funny about the video for me is the turtle that looks like he is sitting in front watching had actually just got done bangin out the same turtle that this other one came to get sloppy seconds on RIGHT before. Also note, everytime he grunts and thrusts, his little back legs jump. Gotta love animal porn.
That whole night ended up being awesome, 2 big bottles of wine, jacuzzi ... cant complain
Saw fireworks in Maywood and Clifton. Each were good, hard to say which were better, but I was compeltely shitfaced for Clifton's. The whole weekend was pretty damn fun. Working back to back 6 day work weeks, so I might be a bit grumpy for the next 2 weeks, but then I work a 3 day week and am off 4, so I have something to look forward to, including the White Trash BBQ!
Incidentally, anyone going to ECCT this year?
Ok, this is ridiculously long, in closing, I think my ipod is fucking psychic, anytime I have issues with flaky ass women, or they misrepresent themselves and turn out to be dirty pirate hookers, this song magically comes on every time without fail!
I added the version with the funny shit behind the music, for the most part I agree with the song, except for 2 random lines, guess which lines and win a cookie!!!
Shake it easy SG!
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adelayde:
Well, I did say it was a while ago, didn't I? =P
captainbackfire:
you dont like to rock the molestache?