Dear chicken head dizzy ass bitches,
How about getting a fucking clue, men cannot read minds, if you want something, grow a set of balls and ask for it specifically. Telling someone you want one thing, when you want the exact opposite will in no way, shape or form lead me to thinking you want the opposite of what you asked for. You tell me you want A, I am not getting you anything BUT A! I have heard time and again women complaining about men sucking at communication. So I kind of make it a point to try to be vocal about shit when it comes to relationships. It seems I keep dating the women with a male mindset. Be it playing games, cheating, communication, lying or what have you. Is it so much to really ask for someone who is genuine and just lays it all out there? For fucks sake!
Dear NJEZPass,
Eat a dick, way to let me know my account was $72.00 in the red. Now thanks to you pole smokers, I have been fighting with Delaware EZPass about not paying a $25.00 administrative fee for 2 months. It is almost worth paying just to be done with it, but paying my parents mortgage makes me one broke ass mother fucker. I keep glancing around my bedroom for things to sell just to be done with it.
Dear city of Baltimore,
You guys can suck a cock too, that fucking red light you "photographed" me running, went from green to red in less then a second. End up forking over $75.00 in fines cuz my sister tells me she saw something on the travel channel about how awesome that blonde haired pillow biter, who does the TGiFridays commercials, said Chaps Pit beef sandwiches in Baltimore were. I am going to drop kick that tool in the back of his head if I ever see him so help me.
Dear spring,
Way to start off the season! I walk out the front door at 6:30 to see snowflakes the size of my head .... WTF!
lol ok, this last one was just so this blog wasnt one giant rant. I needed to get that out, even though there is some corny ass drama in my life, I havent felt better in years. A few vices left to knock out the box, but otherwise shit has been on the up and up. I am not letting the bullshit get me down. Its funny though, back a dozen years or so ago, I thought about either joining the military, or joining up with some budhist monks if I didnt have my life together, more specifically a good job or a very significant other. Military wasnt my cup of tea, I wouldnt have been able to deal with someone yelling in my face without taking a swing at them and the fact that I am borderline anti-war, (I am of the opinion that it should be the very last resort), that option was not going to work. Budhism lol yea, that ones simple, I am not fucking budhist. Regardless, I find myself wondering what if I went down one of those roads? Where would I be in life? Better? Worse?
Who the fuck cares, there is no way I can go back in time. When I was in my early 20's I was $3 from winning the "Win for life" scratch off lottery. Long story short, I went to the same deli every day, little Hindu guy knew me n what I wanted everytime. Before I would even step in the door, pack of Newports and a "Win for life" scratch off were already on the counter. 1 day, I only have $3, yes smokes were that cheap at one point, and I say, "I only have enough for one, and I have no more ciggarettes, I will take the Newports". He takes the scratch off n puts it back. Next day I go in, he says, "Buddy! You should have took the ticket, I gave the ticket I tore off for you to the lady down the street at Sears when she came in, and she won for life!" I have never bought another lottery ticket, I never went back to that deli either for that matter. Why the hell would you rub that in someones face? Thanks Abdul, I still want to kick you in the balls lol. Here or there, if the mega millions is something ridiculous and one of my friends asks if I want in on a giant pool, I dont want to be the asshole who says no only to watch my friends win, but I dont buy them. Anyway, who knows where the fuck I would have ended up, Early 20's, making a grand a week for 30 years, lol yea ... thats not quite life NJ if you buy the ticket early in life! But, I was a retard with no money doing all sorts of stupid shit, who knows what I would have gotten myself into with a nice bankroll. I look at it now as a blessing in disguise.
The whole real point of this rant is this, a lot of my friends and family have been letting the petty ass bullshit get them down. Bottom line, you are still here, it didnt get the best of you, you have no proof that there is anything after this life, or if you are reincarnated or whatever the hell you believe in. Why waste time letting people and stupid shit get the best of you. Vent and be done with it.
I want to thank any of my friends who actually sat through my blathering bullshit and read this whole thing, shoot me an email and I will send you a cookie lol This song has been playing in my head for months now, and is dedicated to all the drama queens, bullshit causers and everything and anything of the sort.
How about getting a fucking clue, men cannot read minds, if you want something, grow a set of balls and ask for it specifically. Telling someone you want one thing, when you want the exact opposite will in no way, shape or form lead me to thinking you want the opposite of what you asked for. You tell me you want A, I am not getting you anything BUT A! I have heard time and again women complaining about men sucking at communication. So I kind of make it a point to try to be vocal about shit when it comes to relationships. It seems I keep dating the women with a male mindset. Be it playing games, cheating, communication, lying or what have you. Is it so much to really ask for someone who is genuine and just lays it all out there? For fucks sake!
Dear NJEZPass,
Eat a dick, way to let me know my account was $72.00 in the red. Now thanks to you pole smokers, I have been fighting with Delaware EZPass about not paying a $25.00 administrative fee for 2 months. It is almost worth paying just to be done with it, but paying my parents mortgage makes me one broke ass mother fucker. I keep glancing around my bedroom for things to sell just to be done with it.
Dear city of Baltimore,
You guys can suck a cock too, that fucking red light you "photographed" me running, went from green to red in less then a second. End up forking over $75.00 in fines cuz my sister tells me she saw something on the travel channel about how awesome that blonde haired pillow biter, who does the TGiFridays commercials, said Chaps Pit beef sandwiches in Baltimore were. I am going to drop kick that tool in the back of his head if I ever see him so help me.
Dear spring,
Way to start off the season! I walk out the front door at 6:30 to see snowflakes the size of my head .... WTF!
lol ok, this last one was just so this blog wasnt one giant rant. I needed to get that out, even though there is some corny ass drama in my life, I havent felt better in years. A few vices left to knock out the box, but otherwise shit has been on the up and up. I am not letting the bullshit get me down. Its funny though, back a dozen years or so ago, I thought about either joining the military, or joining up with some budhist monks if I didnt have my life together, more specifically a good job or a very significant other. Military wasnt my cup of tea, I wouldnt have been able to deal with someone yelling in my face without taking a swing at them and the fact that I am borderline anti-war, (I am of the opinion that it should be the very last resort), that option was not going to work. Budhism lol yea, that ones simple, I am not fucking budhist. Regardless, I find myself wondering what if I went down one of those roads? Where would I be in life? Better? Worse?
Who the fuck cares, there is no way I can go back in time. When I was in my early 20's I was $3 from winning the "Win for life" scratch off lottery. Long story short, I went to the same deli every day, little Hindu guy knew me n what I wanted everytime. Before I would even step in the door, pack of Newports and a "Win for life" scratch off were already on the counter. 1 day, I only have $3, yes smokes were that cheap at one point, and I say, "I only have enough for one, and I have no more ciggarettes, I will take the Newports". He takes the scratch off n puts it back. Next day I go in, he says, "Buddy! You should have took the ticket, I gave the ticket I tore off for you to the lady down the street at Sears when she came in, and she won for life!" I have never bought another lottery ticket, I never went back to that deli either for that matter. Why the hell would you rub that in someones face? Thanks Abdul, I still want to kick you in the balls lol. Here or there, if the mega millions is something ridiculous and one of my friends asks if I want in on a giant pool, I dont want to be the asshole who says no only to watch my friends win, but I dont buy them. Anyway, who knows where the fuck I would have ended up, Early 20's, making a grand a week for 30 years, lol yea ... thats not quite life NJ if you buy the ticket early in life! But, I was a retard with no money doing all sorts of stupid shit, who knows what I would have gotten myself into with a nice bankroll. I look at it now as a blessing in disguise.
The whole real point of this rant is this, a lot of my friends and family have been letting the petty ass bullshit get them down. Bottom line, you are still here, it didnt get the best of you, you have no proof that there is anything after this life, or if you are reincarnated or whatever the hell you believe in. Why waste time letting people and stupid shit get the best of you. Vent and be done with it.
I want to thank any of my friends who actually sat through my blathering bullshit and read this whole thing, shoot me an email and I will send you a cookie lol This song has been playing in my head for months now, and is dedicated to all the drama queens, bullshit causers and everything and anything of the sort.
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atlea:
*bitchslap*
wit:
why yes it is... lol