Well I got my playoff Cardinal baseball wish. Already better than '09 cause I know we won't be swept. Philly is a hell of a team but we've proven we can beat them. I bought a stovetop smoker last week and cooked myself a steak on it tonight, it was overcooked, but it was tender as the dickens and smokier than all get out, I'm...
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Vintage Vinyl doesn't do midnight sales anymore. This made James make a grumpy face. In other news I don't have the consumption, so that's good news. Otherwise I am as boring and uninteresting as ever. Hoping for a Cardinal victory, I want me some Red Bird October baseball!
Drug test complete, I head back Wednesday to find out if I have tuberculosis, my guess is, I don't. I didn't have to go at first when they want me to fill my drug test cup, so paperwork was filled out and I was proclaimed to have: "shy bladder" first of all I resent that I get thusly classified just because I can't urinate on...
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Did you ever wish there were fewer things in life that just abjectly disappoint you? I know I sure do.
So, I make a mean ass pot of seafood chowder, just sayin'. Also I get to go take a pee test on Monday, I've never been more confident in a tests results in my life. I almost wanna start a side line of selling clean pee to the masses who need to pass these sort of tests.
Were I to use vague enough terminology I suspect I could enumerate the number of things I actually give a shit about without using any fingers on my second hand.
I am an astonishingly boring person, the past couple of nights I've spent watching "The Tudors" on Netflix. Starting to wonder if this job thing is actually going to pan out, I'm such a naturally pessimistic turd. I think it's weird though cause I get my hopes up before my pessimism, so the main source of said pessimism is presumably from premature optimism. I guess...
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Updated news, I got a big boy job, I start orientation in 10 days. We'll see what being a cog in the machine is like. And for no particular reason a delightful Lou Barlow video and song.
cutejazzgirl:
Oooo welcome to the suckface working world.
justanotherjames:
Well there is a chance my official welcome to said suckface world has been postponed for two weeks, as they want to test me for drugs and tuberculosis, sounds like quite a fun combination, but if they're hoping to find either I suspect I shall disappoint them. The prospect of having insurance for the first time in...six or seven-ish years sounds intriguing. Plus not having to depend on the whims of others to pay my bills sounds a little neat too. I may hate it, but I'll not know until I give it a go. Sounds like the MERS folks are still trying to sap away your soul. At least you have your cats and your hoops.
Hmmm...tomorrow is Hop in the City, delightful day drunk for me and some of my most favorite people and probably at least one person I'd rather not see, but that's what I get for sharing awesome things with shitty girls. My postings about alcohol I think make me appear to be a way bigger drunkard than I actually am. In non-booze news (look at me...
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For this experiment you will need: a glass (this is a legitimate glass made of glass or maybe crystal if you are way fancy, not a generic term for any drinking vessel), three to five ice cubes, a bottle of whisky or whiskey if you prefer. Place ice cubes into glass, pour whisky or whiskey atop said cubes and take it all in. The distant...
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