justanotherjames

Why does The Cleveland Show still exist? It's so consistently not funny.

Back to the grind in a few hours...and sleep seems ever so elusive. Tequila shots however seem all too tasty right now. I'll be working downtown once I go to work, which I'm pleased with. Not only because I think it's a more technologically sound facility and that it's climate controlled (which is huge for me cause in the summer I sweat like a whore...
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So judging by the banner ads every time I log on to SG, it seems I am in the minority of members who don't absolutely revel in shitty metal music. Oh well...never have been all that good at fitting in.

So for reasons I can't quite explain I was thinking of the episode of "American Dad" where Steve becomes a successful writer and is doing the voice over and comments that he's doing the voice over like Robert Evans, even though he doesn't know who Robert Evans is. This in turn made me think of the short lived animated series "Kid Notorious" where Robert Evans...
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Off day for the first time in a week and I slept the shit out of some sleep! I suspect tea will prove to be my savior the rest of this early morning Monday-Friday training. Said training has been fairly mundane and tedious, from filling out a W-4 and insurance forms to reading what will probably prove to be close to reams of official policy....
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I am a retired bartender, I've begun the grind of the professional workforce, complete with traffic jams too and from work, having to wake up at times that I previous saw fit only for going to bed at and for a few weeks at least...weekends off, not sure what I'll feel about that. Day one was Monday, orientation, better known as a fantastic excuse for...
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There is a reasonable chance that I have slung my last drink professionally. Orientation is in less than seven hours. Assuming training will begin immediately I am done-zo with the service industry. No more people being assholes to me and smiling through it silently while aching to tell them what bastards they are (unless of course they are my superiors) no more dependency on the...
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Tonight was one of those nights that reinforces the idea that you're bound to die alone. To be absolutely confronted with two lovely and wonderful gals who I never made a proper move on. They aren't the only ones though. I am essentially romantic failure personified...if I don't move I'm too passive, if I try to move I fuck things up there too, Oh well....
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Incidentally I have been watching "Party Down" and I'm pretty sure Lizzy Caplan is my new celebrity crush. Since my old Jewish princess Natalie Portman is all preggers and getting married and stuff I guess it's time to move on. There are some rumors that Ms. Caplan is involved with Matthew Perry, I'm not only better looking and younger than Matthew Perry, I'd wager I'm...
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It seems all I have to do to get job related letters is post a bitchy blog on Suicide Girls. I start my orientation on Monday, from there I assume they will inform me as to what my training schedule will be. I trust this new line of work will afford me a glut of good stories, whether or not I can legally or ethically...
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