justanotherjames

Watching Top Shot, eating pizza and drinking absinthe at home tonight, I defy you to name someone lamer than I.

So in the next...seven days I have written tests for two for realsies Grown Up type jobs, both would at least in theory be a better use of my criminology degree than tending bar is. I'm just feeling so burnt out on the service industry. I still need a new place to live, the theft of copper pipe is a bigger deal than I initially...
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Late nights and sadness fit me just right.

So for some reason many of the programs I watch lead me to believe that my dick shouldn't work properly, between Jeopardy and VH1 Classic in particular they seem pretty confident that my cock should be in a sarcophagus. It still seems to be working at maximum capacity as far as I can tell, even if it hasn't seen action in quite some time. Sports...
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Turns out I now have two grown up job opportunity tests in 5 days starting next Thursday. I need that, I'm running out of the necessary patience to wait on people for a living anymore, I do have the comfort that I'm still a FUCKING BADDASS at making drinks for people (yes two "d"s, yes every time) so that's something I can tuck under my...
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I'm a strange and messy individual. Hurrumph! I should learn to learn my lessons, but why start now right?

Thursday went and saw Mike Watt. Yesterday an off the cuff hot wing tour of the greater St. Louis metropolitan area. Weber's Front Row, Syberg's, Johnny's, Tom's Bar and Grill and Culpepper's finally. It was a fun time and I had a day where all I ate was chicken wings, which I think was equal parts awesome and depressing, but it was a fun time....
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Looking at Facebook, I really wish there was a filter option so I wouldn't have to read anybody's post if it included the words: "Obama", "Republicans", "Democrats", "Jesus", "God", "Immigration", or "Farm Ville" for that matter. I swear Facebook has become the equivalent of bumper stickers, I probably don't care about your opinions on these matters, if I do care about your opinion on them,...
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I've been supremely bored lately. I'm attempting to get a new living situation figured out and I have a test to take in three weeks that may lead to me having a grown up job. I still suck with the ladies, but hey, why should that change now?

My car is being hinky...at the parents place for the night. And I was gonna make a roast...poppycock. Lonesome lately, no more than ever, it just feels that way.

I am sitting alone, drinking and watching Iron Chef on my DVR...truly 'tis a sad meaningless bastard existence I lead. Not sure what I have going on tomorrow, but Saturday...oh Saturday. Starting off with all inclusive Cardinals tickets and then, as if that weren't stupidly awesome enough, it turns out Sebadoh is playing at Off Broadway. Holy turds it's all gonna be amazing.

So, I've come to terms with the fact that I could never make it as a bartender in the city of Saint Louis for the following reasons: 1. Pants-not tight enough. 2. Tattoo-not visible enough. 3. Glasses (When I wear them)-not chunky and vintage looking enough. 4. T-shirts-not kitschy enough. I think that's the primary list for now, but I'm sure I'll think of more....
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