ok update: more stuff at the bottom. and i love you steve.
VOTE FOR DEAN! you know how to do it... so DO it! *screams*
i'm going to slow down on entries, cause two people now have told me they are having a hard time keeping up. well, not both in so many words, but you know. so this one'll be easy. trust me guys, the following is worth reading. and i'm not posting again until saturday. you're welcome now READ
Robin William's plan:
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not
heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.
1.) The US will apologize to the world for our
"interference" in their affairs, past & present. You
know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic and
the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will never
"interfere" again.
2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the
world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the
Philippines. They don't want us there. We would
station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through
holes in the fence.
3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free
trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of
who or where they are. France would welcome them.
4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and
limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No
one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If
you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't
hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone.
We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5.) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones
are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they
get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6.) The US will make a strong effort to become
self-sufficient energy wise. This will include
developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will
require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't
like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere
else to sell their production. (About a week of the
wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe
in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray
to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or
whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them
is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it
most get very little, if anything.
9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island
some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather
friends here. Besides, the building would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.
That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any
longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn
it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan.
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me
your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got
a baseball bat and she's yelling,
'You want a piece of me?'"
if you agree with the above repost it
.............................................
I knew there was a reason I liked this guy...
your quiz for the day is to tell me something interesting. and no getting away from this one! i want to be like, "wow, that is really interesting..."
oh yeah and i really really really superbly really intensely really really indubitably really like you lerver. is that a good enough alternative so it doesn't get boring?
added: VOTE HOWARD DEAN!! *yells like Dean*
one question. have you ever seen event horizon?
oh. my. fucking. god. i think i'd be a little bit worse off right now if i hadn't shielded my eyes at the SUPERsketchy parts. but alas, i think i might be able to sleep tonight. it has a lot of really shrewd imagery that i can't handle (luckily i watched it with my roommate who had already seen it, so she told me when it was ok to stop looking away). needless to say, watch it once. i'll certainly only watch it once. anything more than that is up to you crazy folks. happy friday in t-minus 9 minutes (as of up-update time)... see ya'll on saturday. much
p.s. i'm just kidding about voting for dean. he's just hilarious and we gotta get him into office next time around. WE HAVE THE POWER! heh. anyone seen the audibles on yahoo messenger? there is a new set for voting and he's one of them. must check out. now. go. fly fly.
the proof is in the pudding... "john kerry won't be president until the red sox win a world series." SO FUCK YOU WHOEVER SAID THAT.
VOTE FOR DEAN! you know how to do it... so DO it! *screams*
i'm going to slow down on entries, cause two people now have told me they are having a hard time keeping up. well, not both in so many words, but you know. so this one'll be easy. trust me guys, the following is worth reading. and i'm not posting again until saturday. you're welcome now READ
Robin William's plan:
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not
heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.
1.) The US will apologize to the world for our
"interference" in their affairs, past & present. You
know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic and
the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will never
"interfere" again.
2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the
world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the
Philippines. They don't want us there. We would
station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through
holes in the fence.
3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free
trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of
who or where they are. France would welcome them.
4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and
limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No
one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If
you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't
hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone.
We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5.) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones
are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they
get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6.) The US will make a strong effort to become
self-sufficient energy wise. This will include
developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will
require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't
like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere
else to sell their production. (About a week of the
wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe
in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray
to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or
whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them
is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it
most get very little, if anything.
9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island
some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather
friends here. Besides, the building would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.
That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any
longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn
it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan.
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me
your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got
a baseball bat and she's yelling,
'You want a piece of me?'"
if you agree with the above repost it
.............................................
I knew there was a reason I liked this guy...
your quiz for the day is to tell me something interesting. and no getting away from this one! i want to be like, "wow, that is really interesting..."
oh yeah and i really really really superbly really intensely really really indubitably really like you lerver. is that a good enough alternative so it doesn't get boring?
added: VOTE HOWARD DEAN!! *yells like Dean*
one question. have you ever seen event horizon?
oh. my. fucking. god. i think i'd be a little bit worse off right now if i hadn't shielded my eyes at the SUPERsketchy parts. but alas, i think i might be able to sleep tonight. it has a lot of really shrewd imagery that i can't handle (luckily i watched it with my roommate who had already seen it, so she told me when it was ok to stop looking away). needless to say, watch it once. i'll certainly only watch it once. anything more than that is up to you crazy folks. happy friday in t-minus 9 minutes (as of up-update time)... see ya'll on saturday. much
p.s. i'm just kidding about voting for dean. he's just hilarious and we gotta get him into office next time around. WE HAVE THE POWER! heh. anyone seen the audibles on yahoo messenger? there is a new set for voting and he's one of them. must check out. now. go. fly fly.
the proof is in the pudding... "john kerry won't be president until the red sox win a world series." SO FUCK YOU WHOEVER SAID THAT.
VIEW 17 of 17 COMMENTS
ll_bean_j:
Hmm someone named Dean is voting for state senate or something around these parts. Funny thing is, his signs look exactly the same and I think he's a republican. Honestly, I'm a bad NH citizen. I know more on whats going on in Massachusetts politics than I do here. Can I vote for you
ravgonfly:
did you know that they can't track California condours by putting a bracelet on their ankle like they do most other birds? They have to put the training device on their shoulders because in order to keep cool the condours shit on their feet. That interesting enough for ya?