why hallo there! i had an intensely good weekend, anyone else?
let's see... friday night, went to a concert with my mom. that was good. then i had to work yesterday morning... not so good.
after work saturday, eric, catt and me went to a barbeque at eric's mom's, also known as the super redneck lesbo gathering spot. for real. eric's mom is this hardcore dyke and all of her friends are too.. i'm talking tattoos, mullets, the whoooole nine yards. they're entertaining though, to say the least.
after we left the barbeque, we hit the liquor store! i bought a bottle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum & a twelve pack of Pepsi, and eric, catt & me headed back over to eric's place... amanda came over after she got off, eric's buddy john from work came over too, and the five of us proceeded to get absolutely trashed playing "I NEVER". then amanda and i had this long dramatic conversation on the couch that, when broken down, probably sounded exactly like this..
amanda: you want me. you know you want me.
me: yeah, so? what are you going to do about it?
and she, of course, didn't do ANYTHING about it, and ten minutes later, she was outside, lying on the porch in her bra, puking all over the place. of course i had to step in, be the mommy and take care of her... gah, that girl drives me crazy.
let's see... friday night, went to a concert with my mom. that was good. then i had to work yesterday morning... not so good.
after work saturday, eric, catt and me went to a barbeque at eric's mom's, also known as the super redneck lesbo gathering spot. for real. eric's mom is this hardcore dyke and all of her friends are too.. i'm talking tattoos, mullets, the whoooole nine yards. they're entertaining though, to say the least.
after we left the barbeque, we hit the liquor store! i bought a bottle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum & a twelve pack of Pepsi, and eric, catt & me headed back over to eric's place... amanda came over after she got off, eric's buddy john from work came over too, and the five of us proceeded to get absolutely trashed playing "I NEVER". then amanda and i had this long dramatic conversation on the couch that, when broken down, probably sounded exactly like this..
amanda: you want me. you know you want me.
me: yeah, so? what are you going to do about it?
and she, of course, didn't do ANYTHING about it, and ten minutes later, she was outside, lying on the porch in her bra, puking all over the place. of course i had to step in, be the mommy and take care of her... gah, that girl drives me crazy.
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Sounds like Amanda is a tease. Excellent!