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after reading the eddie izzard quote by morgan on some thread, i've now wasted my entire day watching all of my eddie izzard tapes. aye, what a way to spend a sunday.

giraffes do not have pet gazelles.

captain, this entire planet is made of widdly-wink.

do you have a flag?

and furthermore, vive le france.


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so much for the wonder kids. the fuckers.

there's 1000 tiny ghosts outside.
morgan:
You win (the eddie izzard quote contest!)

*kiss*
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if you think i'll take a bullet for you, you're dreaming.

and contrary to popular belief, falling in love with your best friend is never a good idea. fucking hell.
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has a better album than 'energy' come out in the last 15 years? i'm beginning to think not.
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cowbegone worked like a charm.

now i can't stop walking backwards, and i have the urge to light the asshole on fire who works at the desk next to mine. too bad i don't smoke.

oh, the humanity.

take a whiff of my pant leg, baby.

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kill squad u.s.a.

pie is the most underappreciated band ever, i think.

and if someone could eliminate my boss, soon, i'd really appreciate it. someone must die. i'm pretty broke, but i can translate swedish & russian. sort of.

fucking hell.