The rumors are true. I must confess. I went out and bought a four foot, hot pink tinsel Christmas tree! No, I do not live in a trailer (nor in Arkansas (or Pacoima!))---but, oh! I can dream, can't I?
Never in my life did I think I would have such a trashy, tacky, sparkly little thing in my home. I generally deck my halls au naturel - fresh greens, pinecones, nuts and fruits on the mantelpiece and so forth.
And we were not going to have a tree this year (helluva year, trust me
), but I was shopping for wooden bunny toys and avoiding the ghastly crush of humanity, all of whom seemed hell-bent on mangling me with their cheap plastic shopping carts--and as I jumped out of the way of yet another flea-bitten mangler: I SAW HER! She was small and hot pink and winking at me like a teen-aged harlot from a Tom Robbins novel. I knew I had to have her!
A now the little minx is holding court in our living room, further adorned, whispering suggestive comments to all who pass by. . .
Photos do not do her justice, but here she is (in pic #2 you can see a bit of a bunny pen:
Never in my life did I think I would have such a trashy, tacky, sparkly little thing in my home. I generally deck my halls au naturel - fresh greens, pinecones, nuts and fruits on the mantelpiece and so forth.
And we were not going to have a tree this year (helluva year, trust me
), but I was shopping for wooden bunny toys and avoiding the ghastly crush of humanity, all of whom seemed hell-bent on mangling me with their cheap plastic shopping carts--and as I jumped out of the way of yet another flea-bitten mangler: I SAW HER! She was small and hot pink and winking at me like a teen-aged harlot from a Tom Robbins novel. I knew I had to have her!A now the little minx is holding court in our living room, further adorned, whispering suggestive comments to all who pass by. . .
Photos do not do her justice, but here she is (in pic #2 you can see a bit of a bunny pen:
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I really love that red tree