junkeragentseed

dear gurnal,

today, i was... tall.

i feel it merits mentioning that, after two weeks of eating ice cream for lunch, my body has finally gotten used to it. every morning i wake up and shit a brick, but other than that... of course, i ran for about ten seconds this afternoon and felt like throwing up. sometimes i feel like a fat man trapped in a skinny man's body, though i know <i>logistically</i>, it shouldn't work that way.