juniordeputy's SuicideGirls Blog

Apparently... When life gives me lemons... I let them sit on the counter and rot for a while. I like my lifes lemons a little moldy.

..yar

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moirae:

No clue on the zombies... haven't heard from the director in a month, so who knows. I hope I at least get my tapes back if he can't finish it....

Feb 21, 2006

badassgladass:

You've been Tagged

Feb 28, 2006

so. my lappy is fixed. and i am a happy gal. i hope...hope it stays fixed.

and i uploaded new new pictures to my account. so henry is in my photos. i am proud proud momma. my kitten is the cutest thing ever.

and i have been seein this dude. he's a sweet boy. greggster even got to quickly meet him last night at the...
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badassgladass:

yeah I know it's no fun!

but at least I know I can have fun with the sgsac posee!

Feb 13, 2006

badassgladass:

Happy V-day!

p.s the cats say

Feb 14, 2006

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jimbo_radio:

as usual, you NEVER make any sense. hehe
but yes, a tiny lima bean growing in my belly IS funny.

i miss you like CRAZY woman!!!

Jan 21, 2006

mr_misfortune:

I had not realised what a Rollins fan you were till just not

you have his spoken word DVD "Up for it" right? Did you ever see the stuff he did in Def Jam Fight For New York?

Jan 22, 2006

somedays, i really wonder why i go to work. yesterday i had to restrain a kid that was threatening my co-wroker. i got a scratch on my chest, a ton of bruises, and a golf ball sized knot on my head. other than that, i got a pitcher of juice and a bottle of fabreeze poured over my head. the little bastard waited until the...
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munke:

Broken sidekicks?

And it's not even powered by microsoft.

So like... do you eat eggs and crepes and stuff?

Jan 6, 2006

greggster:

You guys use P.A.R.T. don't you? I am P.A.R.T. certified....booyow

oh and once I am healthy again...its on girlfriend.

Jan 7, 2006

Fuck me with a chainsaw.... I'm sick, again. Damn kids and their monkey diseases. But. On a good note my favorite kid, we'll call him my "demon spawn," got me a xmas present. Its a red dragon plushie toy. And it has bendy wings. That damn thing is the cutest thing I have ever seen.

I love my demon.

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badassgladass:

HAPPY NEW YEAR! How are my kids doin?

Dec 31, 2005

monsterjoe:

I was soooo joking. I hope you're not disapointed.

Jan 1, 2006

So, I am totally cat sitting for MonkFace right now, it's so rad, I love kitties so much. and he has a rad movie collection. I feel like my netflix will get jealous.

And in other news.... the sgsac gift part was so fun. We are such a rad group of people.

Seriously though, how many other group of people party with blow up animal?

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demonesskage:

I do indeed need a roommate. However I hadn't planned to move until febuary at the earliest as I need to save up for a deposit, and I get several bonuses in Febuary. I also can't afford more then $300 for rent, as I have an outlandish credit card payment. On the off-chance this works for you, let me know.

Dec 20, 2005

munke:

oooh yeah! I forgot to tell you about all the movies and stuff.

Hell, we hardly have any neighbors right now, so if you want... fire up the PC... fire up the stereo... find the little "DVD" button on the front of the stereo... it'll say MOVIES on the big ass receiver.

Then pop in your movie of choice, start the NVDVD application, and turn up the volume!!!

There's some boca burgers in the freezer, along with some veggie breakfast sausage!

Hope you don't run out of the coors too soon... and if you like funny relationship movies, check out Sex, Shame, and Tears.

Dec 20, 2005

Oh. I am going to the show with my kids all day on monday..... That is going to be a rough and long day. But...... Me likey da overtime. Too bad I will need to go buy some snow worthy pants. Damn me and my only owning jeans.

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mulletmaster:

w00t playing in snow is fun time 8000, i did just make that up but what ever . seriously it sounds like fun, i want to play in snow but it is just shitty and icy here.

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Dec 16, 2005

moirae:

Awww, I wish some your awesomeness had rubbed off on the other students..

Have fun in the snow today!

Dec 19, 2005

Alright. The deputy is sick. So the crime fighting will be down for a few days.... But just to be amusing. I would like to know who your favorite super hero is. Mine is underdog.

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jimbo_radio:

i was so shocked to see you!
i was taken aback, if you will!
i was like, "nooooo.... it couldn't POSSIBLY be deputy hotcrack!"
and lo and behold, it WAS!
that made my day...
i wish i didn't hafta run around xmas shopping so i could have properly cuddled you for a little while.
p.s. my sister says you're hot.

Dec 14, 2005

e4:

professor x

Dec 20, 2005

So I go to taco bell today. I order a cheese quesidilla and a bean burrito. Pretty average veg meal. I get my order. I look at it. To my surprise.... In the bag is a beef taco and a beef burrito. At this point I am too far from the bell to do anything about. So all I could do is sit back say,...
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brocklee:

DAMn..i hate when that happens

i ordered a deluxe falafel once and when i get home to eat it its a lamb and beef schewarma...

after all that time looking for parking and walking in the rain ...DAMN YOU ALI BABAS!!

Nov 30, 2005

greggster:

that is exactly what friends are for

Dec 1, 2005

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