Things I learned in Vegas....
1. Bring good walking shoes
2. Circus Circus sucks
3. Indoor smoking is strange
4. Porn is to your left and right
5. Porn is above and below you
6. Its a city big on faux native american stuff
7. Treasure Island is the best thing ever built
8. Its a city best experienced with amounts of intoxication..... (Aka, don't go with two people that don't drink. Not even if one of them is your best friend.)
9. Show off your tits. Shitty dudes will buy you $14 drinks in pirate skull glasses
10. Bring money. Bring lots of money
11. Did I mention good walking shoes?
12. Bring a polaroid camera
13. Spooning with your best friend is the best spooning ever.
14. Drinking on the street is okay
15. Buy a drink from one of the places that sells rum and coke icees.
I'm sure there's more, but that is all I can think of.
1. Bring good walking shoes
2. Circus Circus sucks
3. Indoor smoking is strange
4. Porn is to your left and right
5. Porn is above and below you
6. Its a city big on faux native american stuff
7. Treasure Island is the best thing ever built
8. Its a city best experienced with amounts of intoxication..... (Aka, don't go with two people that don't drink. Not even if one of them is your best friend.)
9. Show off your tits. Shitty dudes will buy you $14 drinks in pirate skull glasses
10. Bring money. Bring lots of money
11. Did I mention good walking shoes?
12. Bring a polaroid camera
13. Spooning with your best friend is the best spooning ever.
14. Drinking on the street is okay
15. Buy a drink from one of the places that sells rum and coke icees.
I'm sure there's more, but that is all I can think of.
I think showing off my tits would get me a knuckle sandwich