juniordeputy

dear upstair neighbors.

i hate you. i hate your loud music that never ends. i hate your monte carlo. i hate your door slamming. i hate your sluts that seem to yelp into all hours of the night. i want you assholes to shut the hell up. just for one night. please. we have two and a half months left. give me one night. thank you...

- your grudged downstairs neighbor.

p.s. your car sucks. i sell chevrolet for a living. nobody bought them in the 80s, and no one buys them now. stop reving your engine. no one is impressed.