call this my olde to horrible boys.
why is it that guys only think with their dicks?
why is it so hard to find a guy who just wants to hang out?
i dont understand whats wrong. is it me? is it where i live? what the fuck is going on. lately every single guy i meet only wants to fool around. i mean im a big flirt. and usually my sexual cute jokes are fun, but why is it that guys lose all logic? i mean sure, i make a few jokes about having eye sex, tell them i want to make out with them. but that doesn't mean, i am going to come over to your house and make out withyou.
shoutouts
boy one: we've talked for a while online, finally meet, and wow, big surprize i get messages inviting me over to make out. do you really think after meeting you once i am going to come over and make out with you?
boy two: you better hope i dont fucking see you at school. ok i get it, your 3rd year, im 2nd year. i messaged you about seeing you at school and having eye sex. pretty sure i was flirting or whatever you wantt o call it. you then decided after a few messages on facebook you want to turn our facebook pretending into a real make out. i tell you no. you then call me a loser for being on facebook all night when i ask you if your upset. clearly we are both online, clearly, you think just because your some 3rd year you can get into my pants. i thought you were a really sweet decent guy, then all of a sudden you are making me feel guilty for not meeting up with you and making out with you. i mean we have never spoke two words in real life! but you want to meet up!! are you serious? i better not see you at school, but i will laugh in your face.
ok. i just needed to get that out.
why is it that guys only think with their dicks?
why is it so hard to find a guy who just wants to hang out?
i dont understand whats wrong. is it me? is it where i live? what the fuck is going on. lately every single guy i meet only wants to fool around. i mean im a big flirt. and usually my sexual cute jokes are fun, but why is it that guys lose all logic? i mean sure, i make a few jokes about having eye sex, tell them i want to make out with them. but that doesn't mean, i am going to come over to your house and make out withyou.
shoutouts
boy one: we've talked for a while online, finally meet, and wow, big surprize i get messages inviting me over to make out. do you really think after meeting you once i am going to come over and make out with you?
boy two: you better hope i dont fucking see you at school. ok i get it, your 3rd year, im 2nd year. i messaged you about seeing you at school and having eye sex. pretty sure i was flirting or whatever you wantt o call it. you then decided after a few messages on facebook you want to turn our facebook pretending into a real make out. i tell you no. you then call me a loser for being on facebook all night when i ask you if your upset. clearly we are both online, clearly, you think just because your some 3rd year you can get into my pants. i thought you were a really sweet decent guy, then all of a sudden you are making me feel guilty for not meeting up with you and making out with you. i mean we have never spoke two words in real life! but you want to meet up!! are you serious? i better not see you at school, but i will laugh in your face.
ok. i just needed to get that out.
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We're horrible like that.
Remember, we're only men.
Plus, not all men are like that. There are a few ones that get it.
What are you going to school for?