Holy shit. It's a weekday and I don't have to go to either of my jobs, what to do with my morning? Probably:
- Sit around in robe staring at computer
- Drink 1/2 bottle of Superfood micronutrient fruit juice drink so that I don't have to eat any vegetables today.
- Eat a bowl of Count Chocula. Perhaps two.
- Take a shower, shave and put on clothes.
- Consider cleaning my room. Most likely decide against it.
- Take a multivitamin.
- Play video games or watch movies (Touch of Evil or Sleeper?) until bitchiekittie calls, then go rescue her from work.
Is it wrong to talk on the phone while crapping? What if you're in a hurry?
- Sit around in robe staring at computer
- Drink 1/2 bottle of Superfood micronutrient fruit juice drink so that I don't have to eat any vegetables today.
- Eat a bowl of Count Chocula. Perhaps two.
- Take a shower, shave and put on clothes.
- Consider cleaning my room. Most likely decide against it.
- Take a multivitamin.
- Play video games or watch movies (Touch of Evil or Sleeper?) until bitchiekittie calls, then go rescue her from work.
Is it wrong to talk on the phone while crapping? What if you're in a hurry?
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o2bnlove:
"Hi! It's me. I'm on the can, taking a big stinky dump, and it made me think of you. Just thought I'd call."
ginacherry:
HAHAHAHHAHA....I can only think of like 3 people that I would be ok with talking to while I dropped the kids off at the pool. HEY my grandma who does not speak or read a lick of English once kept feeding her dog Count Chocula cereal cause she though Count Chocula looked like a cartoon dog....oh wait that was Coco Puffs.... How are ya kiddo?