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Bedtime Story

Upon falling asleep last night, my subconscious decided to spill out this bed time story for my girlfriend. I still manage to surprise myself. Seriously, WTF.


Once upon a time there was a Goat who fancied himself a bit of a Dandy, so often took himself to get his hair styled and permed. He then went to get his hooves polished, buffed and shined. He felt so good that he went out to lunch and bought a turnip instead. He got upset when the other goats started kicking around his turnip & it got lost among numerous other turnips that were in play at the time during the daily traditional soccer game on the vege patch.
This upset the goat as he was really looking forward to indulging his turnip ways. But thankfully after the game, the goat community invited him to the Great Turnip Feast in which he took part in many, many turnips.
Afterwards, it was part of the ritual to partake in choc mint chip icecream to clean their teeth and make their breath pretty. But they got sticky stuff all over their faces so made out with eachother to clean and lick the mess out of each others beards.

Afterwards they all jumped in a big furry pile and fell asleep, dreaming of turnips.

The End.