Have you ever just looked at a girl and just thought - "....man, i bet they kick ass at sucking dick" ?
Cmon, we all have. And for years, its been, for me, just one of those curiousities and trivialities i enjoyed about admiring the opposite sex. Until recently, when me, Embot and Smitzilla were in the Drunky Den (will post about this later) when i proclaimed about Angelina Jolie - "well, you know she would be like a world expert on smoking pole".
Why? Smit asked.
So i actually started analysing it and breaking down the specific reasons as to why one thinks that. And for the sake of keeping everyones emotions in check, the unspoken rule became that the three of us, when spontaneously playing this game, would only apply it to celebrities, or people who werent connected to us or our little world. Obviously, if were to say to Em that the girl who just passed on the street probably enjoys some mouth Wang, id most likely cop one square in the cajoles.
But i digress. id say the keys to a good sausage-lover face come from the following qualities
1) Lips.
You know the kind i mean, that trout pout, bee stung, i cant even close my mouth look. The one where their mouths never quite shut so you get that bit of teeth showing through. Eg - Angelina
2) Cheeks
Play a suprisingly important role. The must have a certain parrarel to the lips and the Jack Nicholson joker lines (the puppet mouth effect). Eg - Rose McGowan
3) Jaw Line
The sharp angled, chiseled look is just a further indication that they are in full control of those surrounding muscles
I've even started a physical list. These are straight off the top of my head and i know for sure some of you wont agree. But, please let me know your thoughts, additions, etc.
kelly osbourne
rose mcgowan
lauren graham
angelina jolie
kylie minogue
cameron diaz
mutya from sugababes
kate beckinsale
renee zelwegger
penelope cruz
Cmon, we all have. And for years, its been, for me, just one of those curiousities and trivialities i enjoyed about admiring the opposite sex. Until recently, when me, Embot and Smitzilla were in the Drunky Den (will post about this later) when i proclaimed about Angelina Jolie - "well, you know she would be like a world expert on smoking pole".
Why? Smit asked.
So i actually started analysing it and breaking down the specific reasons as to why one thinks that. And for the sake of keeping everyones emotions in check, the unspoken rule became that the three of us, when spontaneously playing this game, would only apply it to celebrities, or people who werent connected to us or our little world. Obviously, if were to say to Em that the girl who just passed on the street probably enjoys some mouth Wang, id most likely cop one square in the cajoles.
But i digress. id say the keys to a good sausage-lover face come from the following qualities
1) Lips.
You know the kind i mean, that trout pout, bee stung, i cant even close my mouth look. The one where their mouths never quite shut so you get that bit of teeth showing through. Eg - Angelina
2) Cheeks
Play a suprisingly important role. The must have a certain parrarel to the lips and the Jack Nicholson joker lines (the puppet mouth effect). Eg - Rose McGowan
3) Jaw Line
The sharp angled, chiseled look is just a further indication that they are in full control of those surrounding muscles
I've even started a physical list. These are straight off the top of my head and i know for sure some of you wont agree. But, please let me know your thoughts, additions, etc.
kelly osbourne
rose mcgowan
lauren graham
angelina jolie
kylie minogue
cameron diaz
mutya from sugababes
kate beckinsale
renee zelwegger
penelope cruz
muffin:
hahaha