I make sounds. Glitches from the throat. Aural landscapes that sound like this - Polygonia Faunus
My Smiles a Chain-Link Fence, that I have put up - MM
Feeling as shallow as a pond. Very much into glam & aesthetic beauty at the moment, but not feeling or being in the moment. Feeling like things are boxed in, labelled and cannot defy their nature. Eg - Russell Brand is and can only ever be a Rusell Brand
ie - if he...
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Feeling as shallow as a pond. Very much into glam & aesthetic beauty at the moment, but not feeling or being in the moment. Feeling like things are boxed in, labelled and cannot defy their nature. Eg - Russell Brand is and can only ever be a Rusell Brand
ie - if he...
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What a wonderful 1 year anniversary gift from my best friend!
Jules By TJ Koort
Jules and i met sometime last year in Hyde Park where we shared cheap wine and talked about (an old) Bob Dylan. Not exactly the most civil way of meeting someone (do bars count?) but for some reason weve been best friends ever since. Rewinding a couple of months prior...
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Jules By TJ Koort
Jules and i met sometime last year in Hyde Park where we shared cheap wine and talked about (an old) Bob Dylan. Not exactly the most civil way of meeting someone (do bars count?) but for some reason weve been best friends ever since. Rewinding a couple of months prior...
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After Happily Ever
Originally Featured on the SuicideGirls Blog
http://suicidegirlsblog.com/blog/after-happily-ever/
So what happens after the happily ever after? Or more specifically the moment it begins. Most stories are based on two things, Girls and Conflict. I have this theory that every song ever written, every picture ever taken, every film ever filmed, every artwork ever drawn, or painted was in a small sense done to...
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Originally Featured on the SuicideGirls Blog
http://suicidegirlsblog.com/blog/after-happily-ever/
So what happens after the happily ever after? Or more specifically the moment it begins. Most stories are based on two things, Girls and Conflict. I have this theory that every song ever written, every picture ever taken, every film ever filmed, every artwork ever drawn, or painted was in a small sense done to...
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Bedtime Story
Upon falling asleep last night, my subconscious decided to spill out this bed time story for my girlfriend. I still manage to surprise myself. Seriously, WTF.
Once upon a time there was a Goat who fancied himself a bit of a Dandy, so often took himself to get his hair styled and permed. He then went to get his hooves polished, buffed and...
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Upon falling asleep last night, my subconscious decided to spill out this bed time story for my girlfriend. I still manage to surprise myself. Seriously, WTF.
Once upon a time there was a Goat who fancied himself a bit of a Dandy, so often took himself to get his hair styled and permed. He then went to get his hooves polished, buffed and...
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The Debt Collectors
A relationship should be about two unique individual people sharing their lives with one another, not two people living the one, same life Audrey
Im someone who grew up with this notion handed to me by books, films & pop songs, that Love was the highest ideal one could aim for, that it was, in fact, all you need. Forget PhDs, University...
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A relationship should be about two unique individual people sharing their lives with one another, not two people living the one, same life Audrey
Im someone who grew up with this notion handed to me by books, films & pop songs, that Love was the highest ideal one could aim for, that it was, in fact, all you need. Forget PhDs, University...
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Moan Like A Lullaby:
Say again?
I had a taste of him,
His moans like a lullaby
His hands tied up with ribbon
And my coconut and pineapple body wash
Filling the room with a sickly sweet alco-pop smell
What is your philosophy Penelope?
That redneck dumped me with decent abandon
I called him a cunt
Then he tasted mine
I sent him into the...
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Say again?
I had a taste of him,
His moans like a lullaby
His hands tied up with ribbon
And my coconut and pineapple body wash
Filling the room with a sickly sweet alco-pop smell
What is your philosophy Penelope?
That redneck dumped me with decent abandon
I called him a cunt
Then he tasted mine
I sent him into the...
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The Canary Project
Throughout history people with bad haircuts have made bad decisions, Hitler, Napoleon, Nixon, Trump etc. Why? They were too consumed by vanity to focus on doing the right thing. As a life-long representative and wearer of bad haircuts, I have lost, in total, months off of my life due to countless individual moments of Mirror-Checking, Finger-Tined-Combing, Tussling, & playing a game I...
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Throughout history people with bad haircuts have made bad decisions, Hitler, Napoleon, Nixon, Trump etc. Why? They were too consumed by vanity to focus on doing the right thing. As a life-long representative and wearer of bad haircuts, I have lost, in total, months off of my life due to countless individual moments of Mirror-Checking, Finger-Tined-Combing, Tussling, & playing a game I...
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Weird Science
Originally Featured on the SuicideGirls Blog- http://suicidegirlsblog.com/blog/weird-science/
Over the years I have built up this Ideal. A checklist of features that have inevitably turned me into a picky pretentious asshole, but with good intentions. Like Weird Science, I wish i could take Tina Feys chin & glasses, Zooey Deschanels smile, Sara Silvermans mannerisms & Penelope Cruzs.everything, and turn them into some kind of...
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Originally Featured on the SuicideGirls Blog- http://suicidegirlsblog.com/blog/weird-science/
Over the years I have built up this Ideal. A checklist of features that have inevitably turned me into a picky pretentious asshole, but with good intentions. Like Weird Science, I wish i could take Tina Feys chin & glasses, Zooey Deschanels smile, Sara Silvermans mannerisms & Penelope Cruzs.everything, and turn them into some kind of...
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