This morning's dream:
I'm kneeling at the silver sex-drawer we keep stocked full as it can be -- collected items that stroke, sting, slide, intrude, warm, wet, undulate, and of course, vibrate -- and I select 2 things I've never seen in there before:
-One soft cast dildo (coffee colored) as wide all around as a Coke bottle (as long as my forearm from wrist to elbow), and
-One inflatable full body "thing" that I could mount. It is blue.
The blue thing inflates by itself and I quickly procede to guide its (presumed) limb inside of me. I notice the thing is sort of a dolphin shape, hence its aqua coloring, and is made so its large bulbous nose can bend down to nuzzle my clit as I try to writhe, penetrated, underneath it.
Sadly, my blue dolphin isn't nearly as firm as I had hoped it would have been. And its sharp plastic seam worried me a trifle. Fucking kiddie pool toys is no joke.
I woke up before I could try the heavy veiny dildo. Why do I always skip the best parts of sex dreams?
I'm kneeling at the silver sex-drawer we keep stocked full as it can be -- collected items that stroke, sting, slide, intrude, warm, wet, undulate, and of course, vibrate -- and I select 2 things I've never seen in there before:
-One soft cast dildo (coffee colored) as wide all around as a Coke bottle (as long as my forearm from wrist to elbow), and
-One inflatable full body "thing" that I could mount. It is blue.
The blue thing inflates by itself and I quickly procede to guide its (presumed) limb inside of me. I notice the thing is sort of a dolphin shape, hence its aqua coloring, and is made so its large bulbous nose can bend down to nuzzle my clit as I try to writhe, penetrated, underneath it.
Sadly, my blue dolphin isn't nearly as firm as I had hoped it would have been. And its sharp plastic seam worried me a trifle. Fucking kiddie pool toys is no joke.
I woke up before I could try the heavy veiny dildo. Why do I always skip the best parts of sex dreams?
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